 writing about experience, gets you banned |
  |
| writing about experience, gets you banned |
 Apr 25 2007, 01:13 AM
Post
#1
|
|
  Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41  |
what?
QUOTE Andrew Feldmar, a well-known Vancouver psychotherapist, rolled up to the Blaine border crossing last summer as he had hundreds of times in his career. At 66, his gray hair, neat beard, and rimless glasses give him the look of a seasoned intellectual. He handed his passport to the U.S. border guard and relaxed, thinking he would soon be with an old friend in Seattle. The border guard turned to his computer and googled "Andrew Feldmar." He was told to sit down on a folding chair and for hours he wondered where this was going. He checked his watch and thought hopelessly of his friend who was about to land at the Seattle airport. Three hours later, the official motioned him into a small, barren room with an American flag. He was sitting on one side and Feldmar was on the other. The official said that under the Homeland Security Act, Feldmar was being denied entry due to "narcotics" use. LSD is not a narcotic substance, Feldmar tried to explain, but an entheogen. The guard wasn't interested in technicalities. He asked for a statement from Feldmar admitting to having used LSD and he fingerprinted Feldmar for an FBI file. ADVERTISEMENT Tyee Fellowship Series - Global Warming Hits BC Then Feldmar disbelievingly listened as he learned that he was being barred from ever entering the United States again. The officer told him he could apply to the Department of Homeland Security for a waiver, if he wished, and gave him a package, with the forms. The border guard then escorted him to his car and made sure he did a U-turn and went back to Canada. thats a fun way to get banned from the country. -------------------- 32-bit whore
   |
 |
 
|
|
Apr 25 2007, 01:32 AM
Post
#2
|
|
|
Fool Group: Members Posts: 2,127 Joined: 23-February 06 From: LBB Member No.: 56 |
LOL I think I can see the reasonings behind the rule. Seems like a means of keeping potential drug traffickers (sp?) from running the borders. I particularly enjoyed the US Consulate's response to him
-------------------- Spam? Isn't that something poor people eat?
|
|
|
|
|
Apr 25 2007, 07:32 AM
Post
#3
|
|
 Group: Admin Posts: 3,403 Joined: 23-February 06 From: PDX/TXL Member No.: 35 |
There have been lots of reported cases of Canadian and American border guards stopping people and holding them for really asinine reasons.
-------------------- "There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: that of the fashionable non-conformist." |
|
|
|
|
Apr 25 2007, 09:10 AM
Post
#4
|
|
 Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46 |
QUOTE (James @ Apr 25 2007, 02:32 AM)  LOL I think I can see the reasonings behind the rule. Seems like a means of keeping potential drug traffickers (sp?) from running the borders. I particularly enjoyed the US Consulate's response to him yeah, but LSD is not usually associated with drug trafficking.  A drug dealer if I ever saw one! This post has been edited by Dr. Gonzo: Apr 25 2007, 09:17 AM -------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?
-Philip K. Dick |
|
|
|
|
Apr 25 2007, 09:29 AM
Post
#5
|
|
 Retired Funk-bringer Group: Moderators Posts: 2,656 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas Member No.: 14 |
funny, i bet their doing this because canada started doing background checks on all of us, not letting us in if we have anything short of a traffic ticket on our record.
seriously. -------------------- WAIT. I'm not finished.
|
|
|
|
|
Apr 25 2007, 09:33 AM
Post
#6
|
|
 Group: Members Posts: 1,761 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Lubbock/Dubai Member No.: 57 |
is it time to invade canada? they got oil i hear
-------------------- bored...so i did this
http://beerlist.wetpaint.com/ |
|
|
|
|
Apr 25 2007, 09:36 AM
Post
#7
|
|
 New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (zetec @ Apr 25 2007, 10:29 AM) funny, i bet their doing this because canada started doing background checks on all of us, not letting us in if we have anything short of a traffic ticket on our record. seriously. Most Canadians dont lock their doors at night. They feel that safe in their country. Think they want to screw that up by letting a bunch of asshat Americans in? |
|
|
|
|
Apr 25 2007, 09:41 AM
Post
#8
|
|
|
Retired Funk-bringer Group: Moderators Posts: 2,656 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas Member No.: 14 |
yes, we've all seen bowling for columbine.
michael moore is still an asshat though. -------------------- WAIT. I'm not finished.
|
|
|
|
|
Apr 25 2007, 09:55 AM
Post
#9
|
|
|
New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
I dont think I saw that on Bowling for Columbine, jackass. I have some friends from Canada. Seriously, do you EVER have anything positive or constructive to add to a thread?
|
|
|
|
|
Apr 25 2007, 10:01 AM
Post
#10
|
|
 Group: Members Posts: 1,795 Joined: 29-September 06 Member No.: 327 |
QUOTE (schwab @ Apr 25 2007, 10:33 AM) is it time to invade canada? they got 
|
|
|
|
|
Apr 25 2007, 10:14 AM
Post
#11
|
|
 Group: Members Posts: 5,275 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 2 |
i sent this article to kschristia the other day
i think it's ridiculous he got banned, just shows you how much of a police state america has become |
|
|
|
|
Apr 25 2007, 01:27 PM
Post
#12
|
|
|
Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46 |
QUOTE (cupcake @ Apr 25 2007, 11:01 AM) 
-------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?
-Philip K. Dick |
|
|
|
|
Apr 25 2007, 02:23 PM
Post
#13
|
|
|
CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
my english professor is a young unassuming canadian woman and she said on numerous occasions at the US/Canadian border the border guards will say things to her along the lines of "enjoy your resources while you got em cause when we run out we'll come for yours". americans are douchebags
-------------------- Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
|
|
|
|
Apr 25 2007, 02:57 PM
Post
#14
|
|
|
Fool Group: Members Posts: 2,127 Joined: 23-February 06 From: LBB Member No.: 56 |
QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Apr 25 2007, 03:23 PM) my english professor is a young unassuming canadian woman and she said on numerous occasions at the US/Canadian border the border guards will say things to her along the lines of "enjoy your resources while you got em cause when we run out we'll come for yours". americans are douchebags American Border Guards are douchebags. You can't call Americans douchebags based on the words of a select few :-\ -------------------- Spam? Isn't that something poor people eat?
|
|
|
|
|
Apr 25 2007, 02:59 PM
Post
#15
|
|
|
New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
I think Cathryn forgets she is an American
|
|
|
|
|
Apr 25 2007, 03:00 PM
Post
#16
|
|
|
Group: Members Posts: 5,275 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 2 |
QUOTE (James @ Apr 25 2007, 03:57 PM) American Border Guards are douchebags. You can't call Americans douchebags based on the words of a select few :-\ 90% of americans are douchebags |
|
|
|
|
Apr 25 2007, 03:01 PM
Post
#17
|
|
|
New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (Overlord @ Apr 25 2007, 04:00 PM) 90% of americans are douchebags thats a 90% chance that youre a douchebag |
|
|
|
|
Apr 25 2007, 03:05 PM
Post
#18
|
|
|
Group: Members Posts: 5,275 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 2 |
i'm in the 10% and so are most techsans (except the republicans/democrats and vista fans)
|
|
|
|
|
Apr 25 2007, 03:10 PM
Post
#19
|
|
|
Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46 |
QUOTE (Overlord @ Apr 25 2007, 04:00 PM) 90% of humans are douchebags Fixed -------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?
-Philip K. Dick |
|
|
|
|
Apr 25 2007, 05:07 PM
Post
#20
|
|
|
Retired Funk-bringer Group: Moderators Posts: 2,656 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas Member No.: 14 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Apr 25 2007, 10:55 AM) I dont think I saw that on Bowling for Columbine, jackass. I have some friends from Canada. Seriously, do you EVER have anything positive or constructive to add to a thread? you got sass sassy. -------------------- WAIT. I'm not finished.
|
|
|
|
|
Apr 25 2007, 05:14 PM
Post
#21
|
|
 GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (zetec @ Apr 25 2007, 06:07 PM) you got sass sassy. miss sassy pants needs a hickory smoked hot dicking --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
|
|
|
|
Apr 25 2007, 06:04 PM
Post
#22
|
|
 Group: Moderators Posts: 1,551 Joined: 19-April 06 From: Lubbock Member No.: 162 |
i'm definitely in the 10% based on my IQ alone. that's right I went there. I have an IQ almost as high as christine's.
-------------------- Je suis toute du merde.
....bitches!!!!! |
|
|
|
|
Apr 25 2007, 06:10 PM
Post
#23
|
|
|
Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
QUOTE (griseyeux @ Apr 25 2007, 07:04 PM) i'm definitely in the 10% based on my IQ alone. that's right I went there. I have an IQ almost as high as christine's. not after last night! -------------------- 32-bit whore
|
|
|
|
|
Apr 25 2007, 06:36 PM
Post
#24
|
|
|
Group: Moderators Posts: 1,551 Joined: 19-April 06 From: Lubbock Member No.: 162 |
QUOTE (Divergent Reality @ Apr 25 2007, 07:10 PM) not after last night! what are you talking about? -------------------- Je suis toute du merde.
....bitches!!!!! |
|
|
|
|
Apr 25 2007, 06:58 PM
Post
#25
|
|
|
CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Apr 25 2007, 03:59 PM) I think Cathryn forgets she is an American im actually 50% german and 50% french. my parents were immigrants. im american if you only count me being born here before moving overseas. but i definitely wasnt raised in an american household. douchebag -------------------- Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
|
|
|
|
Apr 25 2007, 07:16 PM
Post
#26
|
|
|
Group: Moderators Posts: 1,551 Joined: 19-April 06 From: Lubbock Member No.: 162 |
I did not know that you grew up overseas Cat. Where did you live?
-------------------- Je suis toute du merde.
....bitches!!!!! |
|
|
|
|
Apr 25 2007, 07:17 PM
Post
#27
|
|
 Group: Members Posts: 1,302 Joined: 20-February 07 Member No.: 721 |
Who cares?
There are only a few canadians i'd care to keep here, mostly the dallas stars hockey team and John. Oh and there are places in america where people keep their doors unlocked all the time too  imagine that.
-------------------- |
|
|
|
|
Apr 25 2007, 07:28 PM
Post
#28
|
|
|
Group: Moderators Posts: 1,551 Joined: 19-April 06 From: Lubbock Member No.: 162 |
"Admitted drug use is admitted drug use," says Mike Milne, spokesman for U.S. border and protection, based in Seattle."
what's funny is that I'm not sure this is admitted. The border guard googled him; that's something that is not in standard procedure and it certainly wasn't requested. It's not like he pulled up and said: "Hey I'd like to enter the u.s. and I've done acid in the past." that is shady. If he hadn't told the border guard his profession, maybe they wouldn't have googled him. -------------------- Je suis toute du merde.
....bitches!!!!! |
|
|
|
|
Apr 25 2007, 07:36 PM
Post
#29
|
|
 Your Private Eye Group: Members Posts: 252 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 60 |
QUOTE (THECHICKEN @ Apr 25 2007, 08:17 PM) Who cares? There are only a few canadians i'd care to keep here, mostly the dallas stars hockey team and John. Oh and there are places in america where people keep their doors unlocked all the time too imagine that.Yay! and I would say that most of the people here are not in that 10% |
|
|
|
|
Apr 25 2007, 08:04 PM
Post
#30
|
|
|
CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
QUOTE (griseyeux @ Apr 25 2007, 08:16 PM) I did not know that you grew up overseas Cat. Where did you live? japan mostly -------------------- Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
|
|
|
|
Apr 25 2007, 11:22 PM
Post
#31
|
|
|
Fool Group: Members Posts: 2,127 Joined: 23-February 06 From: LBB Member No.: 56 |
QUOTE (griseyeux @ Apr 25 2007, 08:28 PM) "Admitted drug use is admitted drug use," says Mike Milne, spokesman for U.S. border and protection, based in Seattle." what's funny is that I'm not sure this is admitted. The border guard googled him; that's something that is not in standard procedure and it certainly wasn't requested. It's not like he pulled up and said: "Hey I'd like to enter the u.s. and I've done acid in the past." that is shady. If he hadn't told the border guard his profession, maybe they wouldn't have googled him. He admitted to it though. See here: QUOTE He was told to sit down on a folding chair and for hours he wondered where this was going. He checked his watch and thought hopelessly of his friend who was about to land at the Seattle airport. Three hours later, the official motioned him into a small, barren room with an American flag. He was sitting on one side and Feldmar was on the other. The official said that under the Homeland Security Act, Feldmar was being denied entry due to "narcotics" use. LSD is not a narcotic substance, Feldmar tried to explain, but an entheogen. The guard wasn't interested in technicalities. He asked for a statement from Feldmar admitting to having used LSD and he fingerprinted Feldmar for an FBI file. I appreciate the guy's honesty, but he basically fucked himself over when he admitted to it and gave a statement. -------------------- Spam? Isn't that something poor people eat?
|
|
|
|
|
| Lo-Fi Version | Time is now: 17th August 2026 - 06:36 PM |
