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 Mar 5 2007, 11:33 AM
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http://www.frazzlesnazzle.com/real-life-beavis/
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/chriskemp1.html QUOTE DECEMBER 30--Meet Chris Kemp. The 37-year-old Oregon man was arrested for burglary the day after Christmas. He was found in a stranger's home wearing the clothes of the occupant's mother. Read this Gresham Police Department press release for additional bizarre details. As for the below mug shot taken by the Multnomah County Sheriff, no, the image has not been manipulated to make Kemp resemble a light bulb or balloon. And he apparently got those forehead scratches during an earlier encounter with some sort of brier patch, details of which TSG has not uncovered. (2 pages) 
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Mar 5 2007, 12:00 PM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
Mars Attacks....anyone?
-------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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Mar 5 2007, 06:28 PM
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not even a mother could love that.
-------------------- Je suis toute du merde.
....bitches!!!!! |
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Mar 5 2007, 08:59 PM
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he was moving around kitchen appliances . . . wow
with a head that big, he should at least have telekinetic powers |
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Mar 5 2007, 11:04 PM
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 Retired Funk-bringer Group: Moderators Posts: 2,656 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas Member No.: 14 |
QUOTE (pysex @ Mar 5 2007, 12:00 PM)  Mars Attacks....anyone? AACK AACK -------------------- WAIT. I'm not finished.
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