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post Feb 20 2007, 10:24 AM
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I never thought I would say this but the mom jokes are getting old...


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post Feb 20 2007, 11:01 AM
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post Feb 20 2007, 04:19 PM
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YES.

Seriously though spivey, I have been trying to quit them but i guess i have about as much luck as you with your cigarettes...


i'm addicted to your mom jokes, there I admitted the problem......

now where's my support group?


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post Feb 20 2007, 04:20 PM
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I need a support group for various reasons i wont even go into



and no they arent sex related, assholes.
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post Feb 20 2007, 05:00 PM
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Where is MY support group? Every time I try to quit people give me free smokes!

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A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?

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post Feb 20 2007, 05:04 PM
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its called saying no.


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post Feb 20 2007, 05:06 PM
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That does not always work, especially when they keep on nagging you to feed the addiction. I guess they cant see someone quit... oh well, I think I have the will power to quit eventually


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A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?

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post Feb 21 2007, 09:29 PM
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QUOTE (Dr. Gonzo @ Feb 20 2007, 05:06 PM) *
That does not always work, especially when they keep on nagging you to feed the addiction. I guess they cant see someone quit... oh well, I think I have the will power to quit eventually



Misery loves company


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post Feb 21 2007, 09:30 PM
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somebody make fun of me because I don't have acne ....


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QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Feb 21 2007, 09:30 PM) *
somebody make fun of me because I don't have acne ....




its what women think of you.


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post Feb 21 2007, 11:37 PM
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QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Feb 21 2007, 09:30 PM) *
somebody make fun of me because I don't have acne ....



HA HA...look at the kid with the clean skin................





This is suprisingly hard to do....i think im gonna stop there.....


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post Feb 21 2007, 11:54 PM
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QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Feb 21 2007, 09:30 PM) *
somebody make fun of me because I don't have acne ....

Because you still have the sores, must be herpes!!


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post Aug 14 2009, 06:01 PM
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so does mine


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QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) *
but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) *
ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post Aug 15 2009, 10:45 AM
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QUOTE (Dr. Gonzo @ Feb 20 2007, 06:06 PM) *
That does not always work, especially when they keep on nagging you to feed the addiction. I guess they cant see someone quit... oh well, I think I have the will power to quit eventually

Nobody likes a quitter!


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post Aug 18 2009, 08:24 PM
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I still want to touch the fascinating bigness tits of Jenna's friend and also ask her questions about them.


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post Aug 19 2009, 10:09 AM
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i think jenna's mom was one of my sunday school teacher's in kindergarten or something. no joke!


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post Aug 21 2009, 05:00 PM
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QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Aug 18 2009, 09:24 PM) *
I still want to touch the fascinating bigness tits of Jenna's friend and also ask her questions about them.


those tits WERE impressive, and she wasn't all that thick either.... too bad her personality ruined it for me


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QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) *
but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) *
ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post Aug 22 2009, 09:44 PM
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QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Aug 21 2009, 05:00 PM) *
those tits WERE impressive, and she wasn't all that thick either.... too bad her personality ruined it for me


I was so drunk that night I didn't even ask her if she would be happy about me showing her my penis, so I have no idea what personality or lack therof she had.

I do however know, that she needed to permit me to happily gaze at and admire her sexual bigness tits as well as touch them so that she gigged and felt like all of the girl that she was.


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