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Rocky
post Feb 11 2007, 06:26 PM
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I think an Emperor Scorpion or two, shall become mine soon enough. Totally metal.


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griseyeux
post Feb 11 2007, 06:42 PM
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sounds pretty kick ass.

if i didn't have my dachshund, i would have gotten a ball python. But if my dog dies I might just get the snake. I came home tonight and the little bastard had found and eaten about half of a cigarette lighter.... for which the fluid is still unaccounted.


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post Feb 11 2007, 06:44 PM
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id definitely recomend snakes. the constrictor and python i used to have at the house were awesome pets


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post Feb 11 2007, 07:15 PM
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Scorpions seem kind of like gay metal to me. Like something Brandon would do.


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post Feb 11 2007, 07:17 PM
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post Feb 11 2007, 07:27 PM
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QUOTE (ratm @ Feb 11 2007, 07:15 PM) *
Scorpions seem kind of like gay metal to me. Like something Brandon would do.




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Rocky
post Feb 11 2007, 08:23 PM
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Up to 8 inches long !!!!!!



Or maybe a few :



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post Feb 11 2007, 08:59 PM
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millipedes tickle!!! laugh.gif


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post Feb 11 2007, 09:22 PM
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Millipedes > Scorpions
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post Feb 11 2007, 10:53 PM
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I vote millipede because if I saw a scorpion at your apt, I would think that you are trying to compensate for something..... tongue.gif
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post Feb 12 2007, 05:55 AM
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Millipede or Giant Japanese Salamander


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pysex
post Feb 12 2007, 05:57 AM
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I LOVE POISONOUS INSECTS CRAWLING ON MY BODY


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post Feb 12 2007, 07:21 AM
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i vote millipedes they are less "rebellious 14 year old"


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post Feb 12 2007, 10:03 AM
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i remember going into walter's world of pets one time, we were lookin at scorpions, and my friend asked if they sting you much, and the guy (i'm not kidding) had this cerebral palsy lookin twitch all over his body and says yeah they will sting you but the venom doesn't hurt you much.
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post Feb 12 2007, 12:15 PM
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y'all are fuckin crazy. I've spent a good deal of my life guarding against such creepy crawleys...
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post Feb 12 2007, 12:35 PM
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I'd rather have snakes, but scorpions are cool.


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post Feb 12 2007, 02:31 PM
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QUOTE (ratm @ Feb 12 2007, 05:55 AM) *
Millipede or Giant Japanese Salamander

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post Feb 12 2007, 03:13 PM
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i want to collect cocks and fight them

half way there...


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post Feb 12 2007, 05:09 PM
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QUOTE (cupcake @ Feb 12 2007, 12:15 PM) *
y'all are fuckin crazy. I've spent a good deal of my life guarding against such creepy crawleys...



hahaha! i just got a mental image of you out in the field with full gear jumping up and down shrieking like a sissy


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post Feb 13 2007, 12:06 PM
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that is pretty much right!

it's one thing to keep them in an aquarium. it's another to see a habu slither nearby when you're sleeping on the ground. that fucker was dead asap.
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pysex
post Feb 13 2007, 04:25 PM
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QUOTE (cupcake @ Feb 13 2007, 12:06 PM) *
that is pretty much right!

it's one thing to keep them in an aquarium. it's another to see a habu slither nearby when you're sleeping on the ground. that fucker was dead asap.


i just now realized what your avatar was...


i r winner


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James
post Feb 13 2007, 04:38 PM
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QUOTE (pysex @ Feb 13 2007, 04:25 PM) *
i just now realized what your avatar was...
i r winner


Haha. Yeah, his avatar made me chuckle.

Ok, I think I'm done posting here for a bit now that I've put my reading off for a couple hours.


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