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post Sep 6 2006, 01:10 PM
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ok, here's the deal, tommorow (thursday sept. 7th) several of us are planning on going to Boom Boom Caberet. sometime that night (flexible, depending on what time is best for everyone) i was thinking 11pm would be good.



so far it's

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tell me who all is willing to go, i'll update this first post with the list when i get to check it again, or the pod could do it for me, if she was ready and willing
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post Sep 6 2006, 01:12 PM
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I'm not entirely sure if I'll go.


I wouldn't be very comfortable in a strip club...not really my thing to pay for women to strip for me.


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QUOTE (Psykopath @ Sep 6 2006, 02:12 PM)
I'm not entirely sure if I'll go.


I wouldn't be very comfortable in a strip club...not really my thing to pay for women to strip for me.

you dont pay for them to strip for you.

you belittle them until they leave.


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post Sep 6 2006, 01:21 PM
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QUOTE (Psykopath @ Sep 6 2006, 01:12 PM)
I'm not entirely sure if I'll go.


I wouldn't be very comfortable in a strip club...not really my thing to pay for women to strip for me.

ok, you been to hooters? it's like that, except nekkid, and theres always a crazy bitch on the stage. other than that you sit and share drinks with friends and be a sexist pig






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post Sep 6 2006, 01:47 PM
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post Sep 6 2006, 01:49 PM
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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Sep 6 2006, 01:47 PM)
no thanks

bad memories? emotionally scarred? afraid the female stripper that shoved her face into your Zortch will walk randomly into denny's one night and cause you to whimper unconciously?


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post Sep 6 2006, 01:50 PM
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you should know i wouldnt want to dirty myself by being around two of those people on your list. the strip club is immaterial


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post Sep 6 2006, 02:29 PM
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I'm not tipping a single girl if I go there.

Seriously.

I refuse to pay for that type of thing. I'll go get drunk and watch but I am for damn sure not paying a dime for a stripper to stick her sweaty cooch in my face ....


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post Sep 6 2006, 03:41 PM
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no thanks...


unless i join a mob or something


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post Sep 6 2006, 03:48 PM
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Why are people so afraid of strippers?


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QUOTE (Renegadepeon @ Sep 6 2006, 04:48 PM)
Why are people so afraid of strippers?

Faggotry.


Strippers can be great fun. It's fun to see how high and mighty some will get on the subject though, so I hope this thread explodes.


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post Sep 6 2006, 05:03 PM
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i am pretty high and mighty but that will end if i ever meet a truely interesting stripper that doesnt make me want to bash her head in.
that and strip clubs are fairly boring to me as i cant get aroused by strangers and if its not sexy to me than why pay the money to go?
i can see how itd be fun to go drunk, verbally berate naked older women, and scare some people but i can do that in my own house for free man
in times of bachelor parties or special occasions where im invited to go id go and have a good time but not something ill go to on my own or when i have other stuff i can do
that and the one stripper i had looked 20yrs younger in the black light but the fact i had a 40 something mother/possibly grandma nawing at my zortch is hilarious to me


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QUOTE (Psykopath @ Sep 6 2006, 02:12 PM)
I wouldn't be very comfortable in a strip club...not really my thing to pay for women to strip for me.

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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Sep 6 2006, 01:50 PM)
you should know i wouldnt want to dirty myself by being around two of those people on your list. the strip club is immaterial

who, Dogmeat and Brandon?

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post Sep 6 2006, 06:26 PM
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QUOTE (Renegadepeon @ Sep 6 2006, 04:48 PM)
Why are people so afraid of strippers?

It has nothing to do with being "afriad" of them, I just refuse to pay a girl to do nothing but take my money away for the sole fact she's supposedly making me happy about all this smile.gif

I mean fucking think about it, the whole damned thing is basicaly a scam:

You get a bunch of horny drunk guys in a room with some mostly naked girls, they wiggle around, and you watch them do this, while spending exorbient prices on drinks (ok I know around here it's not that way but most everywhere else it is) and you're essentially expected to pay a half naked girl your money do do NOTHING but take your money away from you.

The whole point of strip clubs and strippers operate on the male fantasy that he's gonna walk outta there with one of them on his arm and sexually fuck her in whichever hole he desires, and therin lies the scam: %99 of the people who go to one of those clubs will NEVER fuck one of the strippers there, at least if they're a good stripper, because as soon as they do they ruin the fantasy and stop making money off the guy.

I just basically think the whole thing is a sham and quite frankly I have had more fun getting wasted with people I like hanging out with in a field in the middle of nowhere than I ever have going to a strip bar and being like "Why the fuck am I paying girls money that I *KNOW* I am never gonna fuck when I can go to a bar and have a WAY better shot at picking up a girl just as cute that I could probably fuck?" ....

I mean I'm all for gawking at girls and admiring their bodies, but I've just come to the conclusions that strip clubs / bars are basically a scam ...

With all that said, I'll go, but I'm probably gonna take my own ride and not drink a lot because I have a feeling I'll be incredibly cynical about the whole thing and wanna leave almost as soon as I get there sad.gif

But maybe not. I dont know. Maybe I should get wasted as shit first so I stop giving a fuck about anything. heh smile.gif


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two. words.
























































Live porn.


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QUOTE (Xentither @ Sep 6 2006, 09:36 PM)
Live porn.

you can't masturbate to the live porn though


not satisfying





hmmm...drunk at a friend's house with lots of shenannigans


or drunk at a stripclub with nothing but a bunch of horny guys massaging their cocks through the pants to a bunch of boob jobs and torn vaginas


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you know me. Whichever one promises to be more sensational.


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possibly, not because i get aroused by strippers or anything like that, but just because strippers are a very strange part of society, plus if i was drunk it'd be funny.


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QUOTE (griseyeux @ Sep 7 2006, 11:09 AM)
possibly, not because i get aroused by strippers or anything like that, but just because strippers are a very strange part of society, plus if i was drunk it'd be funny.

that statement reminds me too much of halloween


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post Sep 7 2006, 10:19 AM
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I dbout i'm gonna be able to make it, I have entirley too much homework due by friday and monday sad.gif


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QUOTE (pysex @ Sep 7 2006, 12:37 AM)
you can't masturbate to the live porn though


not satisfying





hmmm...drunk at a friend's house with lots of shenannigans


or drunk at a stripclub with nothing but a bunch of horny guys massaging their cocks through the pants to a bunch of boob jobs and torn vaginas

what does it matter alex? when you are drunk you are always massaging your cock, even when just arrond friends. and groping them inappropriately









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QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Sep 7 2006, 12:08 PM)
what does it matter alex? when you are drunk you are always massaging your cock, even when just arrond friends. and groping them inappropriately









CUPCAKES

You think you have it bad? Try living with him. It makes me sick every time I see him molest Cooper. It makes me laugh when I see him molest Greg though so I guess it balances it out.


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QUOTE (pebkac @ Sep 7 2006, 11:14 AM)
You think you have it bad? Try living with him. It makes me sick every time I see him molest Cooper. It makes me laugh when I see him molest Greg though so I guess it balances it out.

whats funnier is when you see him living with drew and being the molestee, not the molester


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the amount of times i molest cooper pales in comparison to the amount of times cooper molests me....it's only payback


and goddammit jason you promised that if we let you watch you'd keep it a secret!


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QUOTE (pysex @ Sep 7 2006, 12:19 PM)
the amount of times i molest cooper pales in comparison to the amount of times cooper molests me....it's only payback


and goddammit jason you promised that if we let you watch you'd keep it a secret!

Cooper doesn't molest you. You like it.

I couldn't keep it a secret. The world has to know. Now I just need someone to molest me. sad.gif

(and no, not you or greg or cooper)


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TITTIES!!!


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if I can get these 4 FE Review tests done in the next couple hours I'll go.

But I'm only bringing $20. No more.

Also what's the rule about BYOB? can you bring your own coolers?


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yeah, I'm not bringing more than $20-$25 either.


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can we bring in our own cooler or does your beer sit there and get warm throughout the night?


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they ask that you not take coolers inside, but you can go back to your vehicle, or to the beer store next door whenever you want. i usually do this with my dr pepper for my crown, because i ain't paying $3 for a small glass of dr pepper.


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update!!!


so far it's

ME
spivey
dogmeat (possible
psychopath (zach)
tall john
amy
alex
chuck (possible)
chuck friend (possible)
jenna (possible)


plan so far is to meet at cathryns a little before for those people that want to car pool there (for those that plan on drinking alot *ahemspiveycough*) otherwise just meet us there at 11

that time good for everyone?


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fuck I might as well go sad.gif

when do we start getting drunk?


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QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Sep 7 2006, 06:42 PM)
fuck I might as well go sad.gif

when do we start getting drunk?

now.


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it really didnt sound like alex was going


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uh not all those people are allowed in here
you know what im talking about


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ok so where do we go to get drunk then?


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Once at the boom boom room, this bitch was all on me earning her $1 lap dance, when she did this wacky move putting her cunt in my face, and boy did it smell bad.


It sucked cause she had some really sexy tattoos up her torso, but all I could think about was that week old roast beef au juis.


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i hope you said something about it warrior


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I said nothing, I was so shocked and yet excited because I couldn't wait till she got off my lap. She got off and made her way onto the next whoever when I did exclaim to my table HER PUSSY SMELLED HORRIBLE !

But I know she couldn't hear me.


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I can't believe I'm going to subject myself to this sad.gif


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post Sep 7 2006, 07:10 PM
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post Sep 7 2006, 07:41 PM
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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Sep 7 2006, 05:46 PM)
uh not all those people are allowed in here
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post Sep 7 2006, 07:57 PM
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I'd go if I had a desire to look at women's pooters.


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post Sep 7 2006, 08:14 PM
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QUOTE (pebkac @ Sep 7 2006, 07:57 PM)
I'd go if I had a desire to look at women's pooters.

good chance spivey is gonna get nekkid tonight


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post Sep 7 2006, 08:15 PM
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QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Sep 7 2006, 09:14 PM)
good chance spivey is gonna get nekkid tonight

Thanks, but I'll pass.


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post Sep 8 2006, 09:08 AM
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I'm still mad the one girl I actually thought was hot, sexy, pretty, and also adorable and cute, which is the most important thing a girl can be, wasn't even a fucking dancer there sad.gif

I actually would have spent money to happily gaze upon the part of her body known as her ..... vagina ... had she been willing to show it to me sad.gif


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post Sep 8 2006, 09:44 AM
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post Sep 8 2006, 09:58 AM
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QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Sep 8 2006, 09:08 AM)
I'm still mad the one girl I actually thought was hot, sexy, pretty, and also adorable and cute, which is the most important thing a girl can be, wasn't even a fucking dancer there sad.gif

I actually would have spent money to happily gaze upon the part of her body known as her ..... vagina ... had she been willing to show it to me sad.gif

who is this girl?


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post Sep 8 2006, 11:23 AM
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QUOTE (griseyeux @ Sep 8 2006, 10:58 AM)
who is this girl?

Dunno didn't get her "name".


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post Sep 8 2006, 11:27 AM
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QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Sep 8 2006, 12:23 PM)
Dunno didn't get her "name".

tho im sure you have plenty of "names" to call her.


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post Sep 8 2006, 12:26 PM
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dogmeat is a whirlwind of emotion at strip clubs... goes from absolutely loving a female... to saying that she is everything he hates in this world. laugh.gif


but i do agree, the hottest girl in there was that table waitress. jesus she needed to get on stage.


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post Sep 8 2006, 12:27 PM
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SPIVEY WAS A MONSTER LAST NIGHT


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post Sep 8 2006, 01:07 PM
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QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Sep 8 2006, 01:26 PM)
dogmeat is a whirlwind of emotion at strip clubs... goes from absolutely loving a female... to saying that she is everything he hates in this world. laugh.gif


but i do agree, the hottest girl in there was that table waitress. jesus she needed to get on stage.

I didn't rag on any girl that was there last night ..... huh.gif


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post Sep 8 2006, 01:19 PM
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QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Sep 8 2006, 01:07 PM)
I didn't rag on any girl that was there last night ..... huh.gif

yea you did. the one you loved, you claimed that she knew what she was doing, walking around seductively and give people the "come fuck me" eyes then you started getting pissed



"see, this is what i hate, girls like that who know they get guys all hot and bothered, work them over for everything they can get, and not even give the guy the satisfaction of a fucking orgasm! i bet they don't put her on stage till the very last, they know she's the best, her job is to walk around, get guys all hard so their penises are poking above their pants, and she'll get off stage with more tips than any 5 of the other girls combined.. JESUS I FUCKING HATE THAT"


i can't remember anymore than that well enough to recall it, but yea


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post Sep 8 2006, 01:48 PM
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I didn't consider that ragging .... heh.


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post Sep 8 2006, 03:28 PM
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I'm glad nobody started insulting me or harassing me when I declined to get "up close" with the girls on stage....


....oh wait, everyone did.

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post Sep 8 2006, 04:38 PM
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FAG !


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post Sep 8 2006, 08:26 PM
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QUOTE (Rocky @ Sep 8 2006, 05:38 PM)
FAG !

Yeah, just about everybody called me that.


HA! Whatever, I just see no point in wasting money on having a girl who may or may not be attractive (damn tricky lighting) tease me for 10 seconds.


But hey, to each there own.


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post Sep 8 2006, 09:08 PM
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hahaha did anyone attend BEN's bday "bash"


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post Sep 9 2006, 01:45 AM
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QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Sep 8 2006, 12:27 PM)
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SPIVEY WAS A MONSTER LAST NIGHT

strippers love spivey...


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post Sep 9 2006, 10:14 AM
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I went to ben's shindig last night. Was it that girl that was next to you aaron?


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post Sep 9 2006, 10:34 AM
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QUOTE (chook @ Sep 9 2006, 11:14 AM)
I went to ben's shindig last night.  Was it that girl that was next to you aaron?

There was a girl next to me? huh.gif


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dogmeat just noticed teh dudes
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post Sep 9 2006, 11:44 AM
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QUOTE (Psykopath @ Sep 8 2006, 02:28 PM)
I'm glad nobody started insulting me or harassing me when I declined to get "up close" with the girls on stage....


....oh wait, everyone did.

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post Sep 9 2006, 12:23 PM
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QUOTE (Jwilly @ Sep 8 2006, 09:08 PM)
hahaha did anyone attend BEN's bday "bash"

I went to Ben's bash last night. I kind of hosted it. For the most part, it was fun, though Ben didn't really get into it much.

Pissed that Ben didn't even help clean up though.

Bastard.


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post Sep 10 2006, 01:30 AM
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BTW:

A cooler of booze was left in my Jeep that night. Dogmeat's, I believe (although it had other's alcohol in i as well)? Come get it please.


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post Sep 10 2006, 09:55 AM
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Honestly if you wanna just throw all the beer out I don't care....I figure if you wanna leave it there for the party next weekend it'd be cool?

I dont care I can come get it either way.


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post Sep 10 2006, 11:06 AM
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QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Sep 10 2006, 10:55 AM)
Honestly if you wanna just throw all the beer out I don't care....I figure if you wanna leave it there for the party next weekend it'd be cool?

I dont care I can come get it either way.

I'll just save it for the party.

There's like 6 or so beers and a bottle of wine.


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post Sep 10 2006, 11:33 AM
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If its those 8 ounce cans, those are anyone's.


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QUOTE (chook @ Sep 10 2006, 11:33 AM)
If its those 8 ounce cans, those are anyone's.

chucks got yellow fever












i should have bet money on it before you showed up


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QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Sep 10 2006, 12:39 PM)
chucks got yellow fever

i could of told you that
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QUOTE (BlueBarry @ Sep 10 2006, 10:21 PM)
i could of told you that

anyone could have told you that.


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post Sep 11 2006, 11:15 AM
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I could have told you all about how that pots and pans are mass produced, but that doesn't have anything to do with strippers.

So nobody would have cared sad.gif


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QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Sep 11 2006, 11:15 AM)
I could have told you all about how that pots and pans are mass produced, but that doesn't have anything to do with strippers.

So nobody would have cared sad.gif

less talking about pots, more talking about strippers


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i want to hear more about the pots and pans
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