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post Jul 27 2006, 12:03 PM
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Missouri man charged with forcing girlfriend to swallow cellphone

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INDEPENDENCE, Mo. (AP) - Prosecutors say a man shoved a cellphone down his girlfriend's throat because he was angry and jealous. But the defence insisted as a trial got underway that the woman swallowed the phone intentionally to keep him from seeing whom she had been calling.

Marlon Brando Gill, 24, is charged with first-degree assault in the December incident involving 25-year-old Melinda Abell.

Abell has given inconsistent accounts of what happened before she was taken to a hospital, where an emergency room doctor removed the phone.

She testified Tuesday on the first day of Gill's trial that she couldn't remember how the phone got in her throat, saying she had too much to drink that night.

She said in court that she could not recall writing a statement to police after the incident, in which she said: "I think he thought I'd been talking to other guys. . . . He took my phone to see who I had been calling."

However, the statement added: "If I didn't want him to see my phone, I would have just thrown it out the window and busted it."

Much of her testimony centred on her relationship with Gill, of Kansas City, which started in 2004.

"It was good at first, then it got rocky," Abell said.

She testified that he had verbally and physically abused her, but under cross-examination she acknowledged she never told police about the abuse and continued to live with Gill until the cellphone incident.


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post Jul 27 2006, 12:31 PM
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his parents named him marlon brando. they raised a man who would shove a phone down a bitchs throat or one that would seek out the crazies


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post Jul 27 2006, 11:46 PM
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wouldn't she have puked?


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post Jul 28 2006, 11:31 AM
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QUOTE (woody @ Jul 28 2006, 12:46 AM)
wouldn't she have puked?

think about it.

woman + large thing in throat...


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post Jul 30 2006, 11:40 PM
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gag reflex...


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post Jul 30 2006, 11:43 PM
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Maybe she was skilled at deep-throating.


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post Jul 30 2006, 11:49 PM
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QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Jul 31 2006, 12:43 AM)
Maybe she was skilled at deep-throating.

Well damn. That makes you wonder what the hell she's been deep throating...


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post Jul 31 2006, 11:30 AM
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How can someone forget how a phone got in their throat?

You could be plastered and still remember "shit, a phone was shoved down my throat!"


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