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Psykopath
post Dec 21 2007, 02:52 PM
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Why so serious?


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QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Dec 21 2007, 12:58 PM) *
seth ended up puking all over the floor, and running into things, and hiccupping while he couldn't stop giggling. there was NoBODY to talk too... and he was STILL talking! lol

i can't remember what made us laugh so hard at Fox last night.... sad.gif

Haha, damn didn't think Seth was that bad! (well, he didn't have anything to eat all day...'cept nachos and beer)

Fuck, I forgot the funny as well. Dammit...


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Oasis
post Dec 21 2007, 04:22 PM
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I got retarded drunk last night.

The next person who asks me to fucking smoke weed is getting punched in the face.

Well, except for my girlfriend.


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Psykopath
post Dec 21 2007, 04:30 PM
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Why so serious?


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QUOTE (Oasis @ Dec 21 2007, 04:22 PM) *
I got retarded drunk last night.

The next person who asks me to fucking smoke weed is getting punched in the face.

Well, except for my girlfriend.

Cunt punch?


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post Dec 21 2007, 08:51 PM
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QUOTE (Oasis @ Dec 21 2007, 05:22 PM) *
Well, except for my girlfriend.




She sounds like a winner....
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post Dec 24 2007, 02:31 AM
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yaya ofr druken sex
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FORSAKENR320
post Dec 24 2007, 03:11 AM
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QUOTE (TTUAthleticTrainer @ Dec 24 2007, 02:31 AM) *
yaya ofr druken sex


COULD HAVE DONE WITHOUT THE VISUAL


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but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) *
ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post Dec 24 2007, 11:55 AM
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QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Dec 24 2007, 03:11 AM) *
COULD HAVE DONE WITHOUT THE VISUAL



Oops...my bad.
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Oasis
post Dec 24 2007, 06:28 PM
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QUOTE (Jessica @ Dec 21 2007, 08:51 PM) *
She sounds like a winner....


Why? Because she smokes weed?

Before answering consider that you yourself have smoked weed on who knows how many occasions before


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post Dec 24 2007, 06:30 PM
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nothing wrong with weed, it's safer than alcohol
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post Dec 24 2007, 06:46 PM
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People who smoke weed are losers.

People who drink are losers.



Is she kidding? Is she not? WHO KNOWS?!?


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post Dec 24 2007, 08:07 PM
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QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Dec 24 2007, 07:46 PM) *
People who smoke weed are losers.

People who drink are losers.
Is she kidding? Is she not? WHO KNOWS?!?

People who can't have their protein are losers!! tongue.gif


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post Dec 24 2007, 09:14 PM
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QUOTE (chook @ Dec 24 2007, 08:07 PM) *
People who can't have their protein are losers!! tongue.gif

Now that's just hitting below the belt! crying.gif


(But at least you're paying attention! laugh.gif)


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Psykopath
post Dec 24 2007, 09:20 PM
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Why so serious?


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QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Dec 24 2007, 09:14 PM) *
Now that's just hitting below the belt! crying.gif
(But at least you're paying attention! laugh.gif)

You get your protein from below the belt!

/Dogmeat


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post Dec 24 2007, 11:51 PM
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QUOTE (Oasis @ Dec 24 2007, 07:28 PM) *
Why? Because she smokes weed?

Before answering consider that you yourself have smoked weed on who knows how many occasions before
This coming from someone who "bared his soul" to me back in September about his frequent use of COCAINE after we broke up, because he was angsty. sad.gif so sad.... The girl (your 3rd...4th...5th..."girlfriend" since we broke up) sounds like a winner FOR YOU. You two go perfect together. She can smoke herself stupid, and you're already stupid!

I smoked once... yeah, it was like 7 months ago, but I did it once, didnt like it, never touched it again. Weed's dumb. Excessive drinking is dumb. Roids are DUMB. Cocaine is REALLY DUMB. RECREATIONAL ABUSE of RITALIN IS FUCKING RETARDED. Dipping is stupid. Smoking is stupid. You get the idea. smile.gif

You were just pissy when you found out I smoked weed cuz I went out right after I broke up with you, something I wasnt allowed to do while we dated...unless it was with Lauren and thats cuz you knew no guy would come within a 10 mile radius of her (that and she would run and tell you if I even so much as looked at a guy).

By the way, I got my old number turned off finally, so don't bother trying to dial me to tell me your pathetic life problem anymore like you did 2 weeks ago. I didn't care. I don't care. I will never care.
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chook
post Dec 24 2007, 11:57 PM
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Who is Lauren?

WE all need new haircuts!
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