 Your Last Meal, What would it be? / TX Death Row Inmate Last Meals |
  |
| Your Last Meal, What would it be? / TX Death Row Inmate Last Meals |
 Nov 4 2007, 07:42 AM
Post
#1
|
|
 Retired Funk-bringer Group: Moderators Posts: 2,656 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas Member No.: 14  |
Okay, this has to be one of the most morbidly fascinating things I've discovered on the interwebs in years:
The Texas Department of Criminal Justice's Final Meal Request site. (They recently took it down, but you can grab the archived version here: http://web.archive.org/web/20031001190442/.../finalmeals.htm) They list the offender's name, number, and a link to their information, as well as the final meal request. Some are fucking huge, like 24 tacos, some are simple, like a tub of ben & jerry's. It's absurdly fascinating. And of course, we're lead to the obvious question: What would your last meal be? Post'em if you got'em. I'm thinking I would have:
1 Bowl of Chicken Tortilla Soup (preferably from Saltgrass) 1 Big fucking New York Strip Steak (Not sure how I'd have it cooked/seasoned) 2 Liters of Coke/Dr. Pepper (Not sure which mood i'd be in) 1 Plate of Nachos with beef 4 Rolls with butter 1 bowl of chili (With onions and cheese, no beans) 1 of my home made Grilled cheese sandwiches 1 Small Yellow Cake with Chocolate Frosting. Not the sugary confectionary kind. 1 Bowl of BROWN gravy. 1 Bowl of Chicken Fried Rice 1 Bowl of Miso soup 1 Bowl of Steamed Broccoli with lemon juice 1 Buttered Corn on the Cob (full sized) 1 A&W Root Beer Float, with extra Root Beer on the side 1 Pack of Camel Filters (with lighter) I feel like i need more cheese in there, but I'm not sure exactly how. -------------------- WAIT. I'm not finished.
|
 |
 
|
|
Nov 4 2007, 09:01 AM
Post
#2
|
|
 Group: Moderators Posts: 2,558 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Seoul, South Korea Member No.: 28 |
anything or reasonable? because ive seen documentaries on these things, and they dont give you just anything you want. if they dont have it in their kitchen already, its tough luck.
--------------------  |
|
|
|
|
Nov 4 2007, 09:09 AM
Post
#3
|
|
|
Group: Moderators Posts: 2,558 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Seoul, South Korea Member No.: 28 |
haha wow.
1 bag of assorted Jolly Ranchers edit: damn this page makes me hungry. This post has been edited by jonathan83: Nov 4 2007, 09:13 AM -------------------- |
|
|
|
|
Nov 4 2007, 09:50 AM
Post
#4
|
|
  Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
its an interesting little read.
some people ask for some interesting things. -------------------- 32-bit whore
   |
|
|
|
|
Nov 4 2007, 09:54 AM
Post
#5
|
|
 monogamous gays & stem cells Group: Members Posts: 3,789 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 8 |
"six RC colas"
ha, what a douche |
|
|
|
|
Nov 4 2007, 10:34 AM
Post
#6
|
|
|
CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
a whole bunch of pancakes with eggs
or a big cheeseburger and fries ive thought it over before -------------------- Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
|
|
|
|
Nov 4 2007, 11:34 AM
Post
#7
|
|
 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
what a waste of good food.
-------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
|
|
|
|
|
Nov 4 2007, 01:15 PM
Post
#8
|
|
|
No day but today... Group: Members Posts: 773 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 5 |
QUOTE 209 Offender Information Barnes, Jr. Odell 998 03/01/2000 Justice, Equality, World Peace Says the guy who is on death row... -------------------- Forget regret
or life is yours to miss |
|
|
|
|
Nov 4 2007, 01:18 PM
Post
#9
|
|
|
No day but today... Group: Members Posts: 773 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 5 |
QUOTE 157 Offender Information Teague, Jr. Delbert 849 09/09/1998 None. Last minute he decided to eat a hamburger at his Mother's request. "Please eat something dear. Who knows what time they serve lunch where you're going." -------------------- Forget regret
or life is yours to miss |
|
|
|
|
Nov 4 2007, 01:44 PM
Post
#10
|
|
|
CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
just because they will be executed doesnt mean they havent changed while in prison. some of those offenders committed their crimes in the mid 80s and were put to death 10+yrs later
people in prison love their jesus i remember the karla faye tucker execution in huntsville. she almost got out of it because she was a born again christian -------------------- Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
|
|
|
|
Nov 4 2007, 01:47 PM
Post
#11
|
|
 Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
Jesus christ Zetec, are you trying to off yourself before they get to you?
--------------------   |
|
|
|
|
Nov 4 2007, 01:51 PM
Post
#12
|
|
|
Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Nov 4 2007, 01:44 PM)  just because they will be executed doesnt mean they havent changed while in prison. some of those offenders committed their crimes in the mid 80s and were put to death 10+yrs later people in prison love their jesus i remember the karla faye tucker execution in huntsville. she almost got out of it because she was a born again christian I'd be more sympathetic towards murderers if they found Jesus at a more opportune time. You know, some time before they stabbed someone 37 times with a hunting knife before raping them. -------------------- |
|
|
|
|
Nov 4 2007, 02:09 PM
Post
#13
|
|
|
No day but today... Group: Members Posts: 773 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 5 |
I guess that's true, Cathryn. Just ironic.
As for my last meal, I always thought it was a single meal, not a hodge podge of everything I could want. Be that as it may, here is my list: Salad with apples, candied walnuts and bleu cheese Chicken sandwich with teriyaki and grilled pineapple (a la Red Robin) GOOD french fries Macaroni and cheese (from Boston Market) Cornbread Rolls and cinnamon butter (like Texas Roadhouse) Nacho cheese Doritos United strawberry soda Carton of chocolate milk (not the powder/syrup mix, the premade kind) Mint chocolate chip ice cream Chocolate cake with fudge icing -------------------- Forget regret
or life is yours to miss |
|
|
|
|
Nov 4 2007, 02:14 PM
Post
#14
|
|
|
monogamous gays & stem cells Group: Members Posts: 3,789 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 8 |
#248...
Chocolate birthday cake with "2/23/90" written on top, seven pink candles, one coconut, kiwi fruit juice, pineapple juice, one mango, grapes, lettuce, cottage cheese, peaches, one banana, one delicious apple, chef salad without meat and with thousand island dressing, fruit salad, cheese, and tomato slices |
|
|
|
|
Nov 4 2007, 02:18 PM
Post
#15
|
|
|
Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
QUOTE (lamont's lament @ Nov 4 2007, 02:14 PM) #248... Chocolate birthday cake with "2/23/90" written on top, seven pink candles, one coconut, kiwi fruit juice, pineapple juice, one mango, grapes, lettuce, cottage cheese, peaches, one banana, one delicious apple, chef salad without meat and with thousand island dressing, fruit salad, cheese, and tomato slices Please tell me that was the date he murdered someone 
-------------------- |
|
|
|
|
| Lo-Fi Version | Time is now: 7th December 2025 - 05:32 PM |
