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 Jul 17 2007, 12:11 PM
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QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jul 17 2007, 12:05 AM)  That's the problem. I totally creep girls out. Which is dumb, because they don't even know me well enough at first glace to know I SHOULD creep them out!  You think you creep girls out....why? Because you're paranoid. In all honesty you're a normal looking guy who seems pretty cool in real life, other than being slightly shy. It's not like any of the girls you'd be talking to know how dumb you act on the internet. I've seen guys who look a lot dumber than you walk up to girls at the bar and end up talking to them for half an hour. I don't know if they take them home but at least they open up the lines of communication and maybe get their number. And for god's sakes, don't be trashed when you go up and talk to girls. They find it insulting. --------------------   |
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Jul 18 2007, 12:10 PM
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--------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Jul 18 2007, 09:29 PM
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she dances like a twelve-year-old caucasian stripper wannabe. I could outdance her quite easily
 but I'm not as physically attractive as she. 
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Jul 18 2007, 10:03 PM
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My Beer List "Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel" - Samuel Johnson "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ" - Mahatma Gandhi |
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Jul 18 2007, 10:12 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (griseyeux @ Jul 18 2007, 10:29 PM) she dances like a twelve-year-old caucasian stripper wannabe. I could outdance her quite easily but I'm not as physically attractive as she. there in lies the problem. a fat dance expert will never get as many tips as an attractive girl who can giggle and shimmy -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Jul 19 2007, 03:52 PM
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I am not fat Brandon. Certainly not as large and in charge as yourself. I am decently attractive. I could succeed as a stripper if I chose that profession.
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Jul 19 2007, 04:54 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 706 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Lubbock, TX Member No.: 20 |
demo vid plzkthx.
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Jul 20 2007, 01:20 AM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (dauss @ Jul 19 2007, 05:54 PM) demo vid plzkthx. AGREED and i wasn't calling you fat, i was making a point you fatty lmao j/k jenna! -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Jul 20 2007, 10:46 AM
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mkay, but somehow I don't think zach will be pleased.
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Jul 20 2007, 12:10 PM
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i dont think he would mind. besides you are his private dancer
dancing for money doing what he wants you to do your his private dancer dancing for money any old music will do -------------------- 32-bit whore
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Jul 20 2007, 01:04 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Divergent Reality @ Jul 20 2007, 01:10 PM) i dont think he would mind. besides you are his private dancer dancing for money doing what he wants you to do your his private dancer dancing for money any old music will do ha. that was pretty funny -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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