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 Jun 8 2007, 09:07 AM
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wow this thread got derailed.....
-------------------- bored...so i did this
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Jun 8 2007, 10:22 AM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Jun 8 2007, 08:11 AM)  Well, remember that thread where she said she needed to get rid of her small cat because her apt complex doesnt allow anyone to have more than one pet with one deposit? Yeah, that cat was super cute so I told her I would take it. She had an older cat that she wanted to keep. Ok, so I take the cat home and the thing is absolutely adorable.... except that it pisses on everything (my mattress, under the bed, in any well hidden places) and shits in little crevices. I message her and she is like "hmmm... it never did that before" so I figure the cat needs to be shown a couple more times where the litter box is (Ive had SEVERAL cats in my life... doesnt take much to potty train them. In fact when my cat Pixel (RIP) was a kitten, I showed him once where the box was and he never had an accident). Well, the cat ruined my mattress and wouldnt stop pissing under my bed. So I message her again. She is pretty much like "well, sorry about your luck"... So I call her apt complex to ask about their pet policy and they tell me that a person can have up to two cats for one pet deposit. Lying fucking bitch. She refuses to take the cat back so Will drives me all the way out to animal haven to see if they will take it. The wont. They already had too many cats. On the way back, the cat craps all over my lap and chest leaving me crying in this crap mess (gross I know). I message her again telling her that she has to help me. She is like "dont take it to the humane society. they will put it down." so I start asking people BUT IM UPFRONT THAT THE FUCKING THING PISSES AND SHIT EVERYWHERE so no one will take it. Finally, I take it to the humane society because I have exhausted all resources and my carpet and bed were ruined. (Cat piss is an awful awful smell) They take the cat and tell me that unless it gets really sick they will not put it down (thank god...cuz it really was cute)... When I get back to my apt she has me blocked on aim....like any lying bitch would do. that same cat...when i was over at her place...climbed my leg with its razor claws about every 3 minutes it was adorable though -------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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Jun 8 2007, 11:28 AM
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 Your Private Eye Group: Members Posts: 252 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 60 |
QUOTE (1up @ Jun 8 2007, 10:02 AM) LMAO I can't believe she dumped a pissing/shitting cat off on you cause she didn't want it! HAHAHA, too funny. I might make that chapter 1. The cat was fine at her place, don't know why the cat would have freaked out. Change of environment maybe? |
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Jun 8 2007, 11:29 AM
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 New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
from what I heard that cat was doing that before. Several people said that cat had issues even at her place
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Jun 8 2007, 11:56 AM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
QUOTE (John6.7 @ Jun 8 2007, 12:28 PM) The cat was fine at her place, don't know why the cat would have freaked out. Change of environment maybe? yeah i don't remember cat pee and poop at all in her apartment....it just liked clawing the heck out of you -------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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Jun 8 2007, 12:46 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
A couple of people said her place smelled like cat piss. I know when I went there it did, but I figured it was her older cat.
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Jun 8 2007, 08:14 PM
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No day but today... Group: Members Posts: 773 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 5 |
It is so time to split this thread.
You all would be so proud of me. Last night we went out for Mexican and I ordered fajitas. Though I didn't have any of the soggy onion/pepper mix they come sizzling with, I did have several bites of the rice I was given (not too bad but only to be eaten with a mouthful of fajita) and I even had a bite of refried beans (not so much for bean paste, but it wasn't the worst thing I've ever eaten either) Jason was like wtf are you doing and I said trying new things! -------------------- Forget regret
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Jun 9 2007, 06:42 AM
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Fool Group: Members Posts: 2,127 Joined: 23-February 06 From: LBB Member No.: 56 |
Progress!
Who needs shrinks when you're so self-motivated! Surprised you ate the rice though. Thought it had some spice to it? Been a while since I've eaten Mexican/Spanish Rice though. -------------------- Spam? Isn't that something poor people eat?
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Jun 9 2007, 08:59 AM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
erins cat tried to physically remove my arm once. wasn't even peting it, was walking out the door (she and i were going to go eat) he was sitting on the scratching post by the door, and he attacked the shit outta me.
--------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Jun 9 2007, 09:42 AM
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No day but today... Group: Members Posts: 773 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 5 |
QUOTE (James @ Jun 9 2007, 07:42 AM) Progress! Who needs shrinks when you're so self-motivated! Surprised you ate the rice though. Thought it had some spice to it? Been a while since I've eaten Mexican/Spanish Rice though. This rice didn't really have spice to it. Of course, I picked around all the little red specs (pimientos maybe?) that looked like they could hold some heat. -------------------- Forget regret
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Jun 9 2007, 01:49 PM
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 Oh baby bring me down Group: Agents Posts: 4,115 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Way out yonder Member No.: 68 |
Only two cats were cool that I ever met.
-------------------- Southern Rock, beer and bears!
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Jun 9 2007, 02:08 PM
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Fool Group: Members Posts: 2,127 Joined: 23-February 06 From: LBB Member No.: 56 |
QUOTE (chook @ Jun 9 2007, 02:49 PM) Only two cats were cool that I ever met. One was lunch and the other was dinner, right? -------------------- Spam? Isn't that something poor people eat?
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Jun 9 2007, 02:10 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
but chuck has terrible taste in pussy
BA-ZING -------------------- Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
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Jun 9 2007, 10:47 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Jun 9 2007, 03:10 PM) but chuck has terrible taste in pussy BA-ZING yea... something is wrong with the pussy you are eating if it has a distinct sweet and sour taste... -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Jun 9 2007, 10:50 PM
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 Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Jun 9 2007, 11:47 PM) yea... something is wrong with the pussy you are eating if it has a distinct sweet and sour taste... chinese douche is a little different from american douche. -------------------- 32-bit whore
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