Ok so Im trying to find someone to take my place at my job so I can get back to Lubbock for the summer. I gave my 2 weeks, but I really like my company and would like to stay here until I can get someone trained. My friend needs a job and she is really good at this kind of stuff so my boss told me to bring her in Monday at 11. Well, here is the kicker: my company drug tests and she told me just now that she did a one-time stupid thing last night and ate a goofy browny. I dont know what people lace brownies with because I have never done drugs. I know there is a similar thread that Dogmeat started, but can you guys offer suggestions on how to pass the drug test. I really want her to get this job. She needs the money, and I need the hell out of Austin.

I think brownies are usually laced with marijuana, in which case her best bet is to drink a ton of water over the weekend to flush out her system.

Pee test or hair? and how long does it take to get the stuff through your system is what i'd find out. Maybe you can pull a "she just got really sick" for a week or something... or family matter comes up... you know, whatever?

The question is... WHY would anyone want to move BACK to Lubbock?

If people do have a weak test sample because of drinking a ton of water, most places have you retested, so that could buy some time.

pee

cuz Im moving to San Marcos for school in august. Will and I are still living together even though we are broken up, and I feel it is best that I move out. I dont want to spend 1500 bucks finding an apt for a month and a half so Im moving back to Lubbock to stay with friends.

how much was in the brownie? sometimes it's not enough to show properly. mike (Tek) might know more on this subject.

I have no idea. She sounds kinda blah today... I dont know if its cuz she is poor and depressed or hungover and weird from last night.

You don't have hangovers.

She's probably pissed at herself that she screwed up right before getting a job.

I know.... who the FUCK would do that.... lets see... youre job hunting.... poor.... LETS NOT FUCK IT UP BY DOING DRUGS because everywhere fucking tests these days

As far as I know marijuana is fat soluble, not water soluble, so drinking a lot of water to flush it out doesn't work. Google the subject and you'll find a billion different remedies such as drinking pickle juice or there some kind of stuff that is kind of like jello mix that people say you can mix into a gallon of water and drink. I don't know what works and what doesn't, but for the sake of the job she'd better start trying them all.

PS, she could buy a Whizzinator, but that might arouse suspicion.

off topic-ish, but i thought you were in nursing school at UT?

yeah, the whole part about it looking like a prosthetic penis might raise some eyebrows when she does the drug test.

jessica has a penis so her replacement having a penis fits really well