I urinated in the alley.

I urinated in the alley.

random points:

1. ". . . in my own house." you do not live in a house and he was outside.
2. you do not own the "house;" as far as i know, you rent. can we really own anything? it's god's beach, man.
3. "man enough" does that mean it is ok for a woman to not talk to your face? because i do not think women should be allowed to talk to men. they should have a gay translator or a transvestite translator tranny-translator.
4. brandon should start a hair salon but only use his back hair razor.
5. women and jews cause all the wars in the world, which is why sara silverman is awesome.
6. it is hard not to poke fun at a guy in a kilt.
7. if it makes you feel better or worse, george cannot remember any of it.
8. "eavesdropping" is an antiquated term and so is "spivey."
9. someone should have videotaped glenn's bathroom adventure. i hope he has cleaned his pants off.
10. i think i left my glass over there and george left cinnamon deliciousness.
11. we need to have a party every weekend. we should have a party at spivey's, that would be funny.
12. zach, put your shirt on.

i think this thread needs more olive oil.

spread over everyone.

crushed black pepper, sir?

...but hey, to each their own.
7.) I don't care if he remembers or not. He does it again, he'll regret it. Relay that little tidbit to rooster boy for me.

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Rooster boy? Is that racist??? Uppity Chinese bastards

1. & 2.) No shit, but those that pay rent do not wish to be disrespected on the property that we lease...

...technical enough for you?

3.) Way to break things down in too literal of a fashion.

6. & 12.) That's one major annoyance I've always had with you...always poking fun at others as if you have no flaws. That seems to be your MO, insult others so as to make yourself feel all high and mighty.
Got news for you, it doesn't work. You just always come off looking like a douchebag...

...but hey, to each their own.
7.) I don't care if he remembers or not. He does it again, he'll regret it. Relay that little tidbit to rooster boy for me.

10.) Pick them up asap.

i am just being silly, zachy. you should take a breather and have a beer. (abita beer is not that good by the way and the party pack does not include a party).

everyone on here makes fun of other people, we are all douchebags.
we all have our quirks. i may say mean things, but very rarely are they serious.

i really could care less what people think of me. i am not sure why you brought that up.
i just think you are overreacting a bit. we all get called names; words are not worth fighting over.

anyhow, i do apologize for him. i do not think it was a particularly nice thing to say, but it was not that inventive or that harsh.
time for another crappy beer.