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Nov 8 2006, 02:36 PM
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granted. you get a 2nd chance at life, and this time live it to the fullest, you're a real go getter this time. experiencing all that you missed the first time. unfortunaltly several of the things you missed in your first try were herpes, aids, syphillus.....and a train i wish i could maim people with my mind granted, but you were seen as too big of a threat by the u.s. gov so you had a psychic blocker helmet bolted to your head and you were sent to guantanamo bay... castro planned a rescue mission for you, removed the helmet, and used you as a secret weapon to conquer the world and bring glorious communism to all of the world... you couldn't bear life under communism so you maimed yourself (destroyed half your brain to make yourself mentally retarded)... you lived out the rest of your life in an institution being given hand jobs by rabble i wish everyone was as cool as me |
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Nov 8 2006, 02:40 PM
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![]() Prize? Group: Members Posts: 302 Joined: 16-October 06 Member No.: 343 |
granted, but you were seen as too big of a threat by the u.s. gov so you had a psychic blocker helmet bolted to your head and you were sent to guantanamo bay... castro planned a rescue mission for you, removed the helmet, and used you as a secret weapon to conquer the world and bring glorious communism to all of the world... you couldn't bear life under communism so you maimed yourself (destroyed half your brain to make youself mentally retarded)... you lived out the rest of your life in an institution being given hand jobs by rabble i wish everyone was as cool as me Granted, now everyone has the coolness of a ham sandwich I wish i wasn't banned.... again |
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Nov 8 2006, 02:49 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
Granted, but your posts become moderated.
I wish I knew who you were... -------------------- |
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Nov 8 2006, 03:03 PM
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![]() GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
granted. you find out his name right after he jumps from behind the curtain and duct tapes you, and right before he rapes your anus.
i wish i had a chocolate milkshake -------------------- |
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Nov 8 2006, 03:08 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
Granted, but it turns out the milk had curdled. I wish I were a little less introspective. -------------------- |
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Nov 8 2006, 03:17 PM
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![]() GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
granted. you realise you no longer give a shit about your self evaluation or your own feelings. unfortunately your new carefree attitude also extends to your morals and inhibitions.
on a good note, your new hardcore fetish porn site nets you $100,000 a year i wish i could legitimately use the phrase "niggerfaggot" more often -------------------- |
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Nov 8 2006, 03:36 PM
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![]() Never fear, citizen, Art Major Man is here! Group: Agents Posts: 415 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Here Member No.: 47 |
granted, but when you say it it summons a genii who fucks up your wishes, despite the fact that they're unlimited and you HAVE to wish for something, lest niggerfaggot be angry with you.
I wish I could beat people other than kids < 14 years old at warhammer -------------------- Where do we start?
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Nov 8 2006, 03:39 PM
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![]() Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46 |
Granted, but one of them pulls a knife on you and guts you like a fish
I wish my lighters did not magically vanish -------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?
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Nov 8 2006, 03:41 PM
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![]() Prize? Group: Members Posts: 302 Joined: 16-October 06 Member No.: 343 |
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Nov 8 2006, 04:22 PM
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![]() Oh baby bring me down Group: Agents Posts: 4,115 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Way out yonder Member No.: 68 |
Granted, now they magically explode in your face i wish for a corvette Granted, but it comes with Eddie Murphy and a transvestite in the back. I wish I was finished with Med School. -------------------- Southern Rock, beer and bears!
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Nov 8 2006, 05:16 PM
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![]() GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
Granted, but it comes with Eddie Murphy and a transvestite in the back. I wish I was finished with Med School. granted. the malpractice lawsuit will settle in about half a year i wish i could have mexican food without the mexicans -------------------- |
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Nov 8 2006, 05:27 PM
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![]() Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46 |
Granted, now they magically explode in your face i wish for a corvette That actually happened to me, that is why I only buy Bic lighters now. QUOTE i wish i could have mexican food without the mexicans Granted, only chinese people serve mexican food, however now mexican food contains mexicans! -------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?
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Nov 8 2006, 06:13 PM
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![]() GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE Granted, only chinese people serve mexican food, however now mexican food contains mexicans! and thats different how? -------------------- |
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Nov 8 2006, 06:20 PM
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![]() GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE Granted, only chinese people serve mexican food, however now mexican food contains mexicans! and thats different how? -------------------- |
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Nov 8 2006, 06:55 PM
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Let's Bother Snape!!! Group: Members Posts: 1,598 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Albuquerque, NM Member No.: 10 |
I wish people would use this thread properly again
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