 Getting out of jury duty |
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| Getting out of jury duty |
 May 26 2009, 07:24 PM
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Got served with jury duty summons for the first time. How can I get out of it? I got something better to do...not sure what yet, but I know it'll be better than this
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May 26 2009, 07:53 PM
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 New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
Just go, you pussy; and quit wasting our time with your asinine posts.
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May 26 2009, 08:06 PM
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 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (Oasis @ May 26 2009, 07:24 PM)  Got served with jury duty summons for the first time. How can I get out of it? I got something better to do...not sure what yet, but I know it'll be better than this The best way to get out of jury duty is to not be a mindless and insignificant bitch and whine about it. They release you from jury duty if you don't whine about it. But it's too late, you whined about it. -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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May 26 2009, 08:19 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ May 26 2009, 08:06 PM) The best way to get out of jury duty is to not be a mindless and insignificant bitch and whine about it. They release you from jury duty if you don't whine about it. But it's too late, you whined about it. Yeah, he'll probably get the next OJ murder trial... There goes over a year of his life sitting in jury duty. |
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May 26 2009, 09:23 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
The best way to get out of jury duty is to cut off your own penis and carry it to court one day.
-------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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May 26 2009, 09:27 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
Will doesn't want to go to jury duty because the $6ish dollars a day he would get paid would be the first legitimate paycheck he has ever seen.
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May 26 2009, 10:39 PM
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 Oh baby bring me down  Group: Agents Posts: 4,115 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Way out yonder Member No.: 68 |
Tell them you are well educated or have pressing family matters.
-------------------- Southern Rock, beer and bears!
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May 28 2009, 05:59 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
at the screening, immediately say "is the fucker black? you KNOW he fucking did it..."
--------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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May 29 2009, 07:09 AM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
Walk in there and shit your pants....
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May 29 2009, 07:49 AM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
QUOTE (Mommy @ May 29 2009, 08:09 AM) Walk in there and shit your pants.... this -------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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May 29 2009, 08:28 AM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 2,499 Joined: 23-February 06 From: El Paso Texas Member No.: 32 |
go to jury duty
take a couple laxatives and a couple sleeping pills -------------------- |
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May 29 2009, 08:00 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
I guess our suggestions worked. Will was left speechless.
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May 29 2009, 11:00 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 1,302 Joined: 20-February 07 Member No.: 721 |
People who say they won't follow the law are supposed to be thrown off a jury for cause. So if they ask "could you give this person X punishment" you just say "no"
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