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 Dec 5 2008, 09:38 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50  |
Dear santa, Im writing to let you know that ive been naughty....and it was worth it you fat judgemental bastard
--------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM)  but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Dec 6 2008, 09:35 AM
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 New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
Dear Santa,
I want to win the lottery. Thanks, Jessica |
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Dec 6 2008, 09:36 AM
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 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
Dear Santa, please give me the sex change for Christmas this year I've been asking you for since I was nine.
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Dec 6 2008, 09:37 AM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Dec 6 2008, 10:36 AM) Dear Santa, please give me the sex change for Christmas this year I've been asking you for since I was nine. 
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Dec 6 2008, 12:57 PM
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 Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
Dear Santa:
Tell your buddy, Jesus, to stop dicking me around and just let things kind of NOT always fuck up at the worst time. Thanks. -Zach -------------------- |
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Dec 6 2008, 01:15 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (Psykopath @ Dec 6 2008, 01:57 PM) Dear Santa: I could be a total grammar Nazi right now, but I won't.
Tell your buddy, Jesus, to stop dicking me around and just let things kind of NOT always fuck up at the worst time. Thanks. -Zach |
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Dec 6 2008, 01:33 PM
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Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
QUOTE (Mommy @ Dec 6 2008, 01:15 PM) I could be a total grammar Nazi right now, but I won't. By posting this statement, you were. Like I really give a shit about grammar on the INTERNETZZZZZZZ!? I knew it was a horribly put together joke statement anyways. 
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Dec 6 2008, 01:35 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (Psykopath @ Dec 6 2008, 02:33 PM) By posting this statement, you were. Randomness
Like I really give a shit about grammar on the INTERNETZZZZZZZ!? I knew it was a horribly put together joke statement anyways. |
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Dec 6 2008, 01:38 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
Dear Santa,
Please take away the pain I'm feeling from having a cavity from a horribly chipped tooth, which caused an infection, which caused my jaw to swell up like I got punched by Mike Tyson, which caused my entire body to be weak and hurt like a bitch. Oh, and make sure OU loses tonight. -w --------------------   |
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Dec 6 2008, 01:45 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
I have a wisdom tooth that came in last year, and it hurt really bad for a few days then stopped so I didn't go to the dentist. Then like 3 weeks ago, it decided to grow more or something and it grew into my jaw and I couldn't open my mouth even half way for almost 2 weeks (not because it hurt, but because my mouth physically would not open. Although it hurt a ton too). Then we get our dental insurance card, and it stopped hurting. Heh. I'm still not going to go to the dentist. I hate the dentist.
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Dec 6 2008, 01:53 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
QUOTE (Mommy @ Dec 6 2008, 01:45 PM) I have a wisdom tooth that came in last year, and it hurt really bad for a few days then stopped so I didn't go to the dentist. Then like 3 weeks ago, it decided to grow more or something and it grew into my jaw and I couldn't open my mouth even half way for almost 2 weeks (not because it hurt, but because my mouth physically would not open. Although it hurt a ton too). Then we get our dental insurance card, and it stopped hurting. Heh. I'm still not going to go to the dentist. I hate the dentist. I can hardly open my mouth. I can't eat solid foods unless I've taken 3-4 Tylenol. It hurt so bad I actually bought a hydrocodone from a friend (didn't help the pain, just made me stoned and stupid). I have a local anesthetic that I've been injecting in to my gums with a needle. It still fucking hurts -------------------- |
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Dec 6 2008, 01:58 PM
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 N 0 t h i n g Group: Members Posts: 1,449 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 54 |
QUOTE (Psykopath @ Dec 6 2008, 01:33 PM) By posting this statement, you were. Like I really give a shit about grammar on the INTERNETZZZZZZZ!? I knew it was a horribly put together joke statement anyways. I could say anyways isn't a word, but I won't. --------------------  QUOTE (jonathan83 @ Nov 16 2007, 09:22 PM) |
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Dec 6 2008, 02:06 PM
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Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
QUOTE (Billy @ Dec 6 2008, 01:58 PM) I could say anyways isn't a word, but I won't. LOLz -------------------- |
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Dec 6 2008, 02:59 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
Yeah, "anyways" isn't a word. "Anyway" is.
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Dec 6 2008, 04:01 PM
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Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
QUOTE (Mommy @ Dec 6 2008, 02:59 PM) Yeah, "anyways" isn't a word. "Anyway" is. You know what else is a word? BITCH Seriously, like I really give a shit about grammar on the internet. 
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