owned me?
Sure thing, Will.

And you're right, Impy, you're absolutely right. I don't play outside. In fact I don't do absolutely anything physical. You're little on-the-clock football or post-it-note sessions are just so much more physical than what everybody else does with their time.

Yes, they did. Dungeons and Dragons, DoubleBack, Quasar ... I had a whole plethora of them on my old Radio Shack TRS-80.

Then, when we moved up in the world and got a Sanyo PC that ran something in the neighborhood of DOS 3.0, I got to play Zaxxon, Motoman, Castle ... all kinds of rad games.

Then, that didn't even count the door games I used to play on local BBS, including, but not limited to, CircleMUD-based MUD games. This, in reality, is the underpinnings of your favorite game that you play now, WoW, even though most people refuse to admit this. I call these people morons. Should you choose to accept the fact that WoW could be played virtually identically to how it is now, with the exception of ranged combat and falling dealths, without graphics, then you are NOT a moron.

But I digress.

There were many many many many computer games in the early 80's up until now.

With as riled up as gimpala gets, I bet he's pretty physical with the keyboard

I kind of like that. Gimpala. Nice ring to it

i wonder what impala will do when... shit.... hits... the... fan... and... you... can't... buy... food... or... gas... or... medical... supplies

... NERD, no wonder you can't get a girlfriend

HAHA, like your fat ass even knows what a park looks like. Even though brandon's website needs work, I'm pretty sure even my out of shape and medically inferior self could beat you in any athletic event.

Edit: so i wouldn't talk about physical fitness as relating to nerd games if I was you.

Dude... I was joking around. I don't see where you misconstrued what I said as saying you don't do anything physical... mind explaining that to me? My buds and I when I were little used to play like that. We used to form our own little club and run around with homemade bows & arrows and make tents and stuff. I actually find the whole survival topic somewhat interesting.

Sorry. I guess they did. I must have been the only kid on the block not playing computer games. We got our first computer in like 1986.


Probably the same thing you'll do.

oh, you have a contingency plan and a year's supply of food stocked up too?

You really have self esteem issues don't you?


I didn't.

let's see a picture of yours

Oh thank you impala, you've opened my eyes to how horrible my life is. Without your guidance I might not realize that I actually get outside and do things. Now I'll live my life the right way, with lots of fatty foods and sitting in front of the computer. Soon I'll be too heavy to waddle myself outside to communicate with real people, so I'll have to sit at home and prove my worth by arguing about stupid shit in unrelated topics so people will pay attention to me. Then I'll finish it off by being a racist asshole who can't distinguish the difference between humor and insult, but that's ok because the only other racist faggot will totally agree with me, and I won't stop when asked and I'll take it too far and make a real enemy out of the whole situation. Then I'll truly be living the impala way!

I don't have anything against jews bud. I was joking around with you, since you made a jew joke. I'm not racist (is that even a race?). And I didn't say your life was horrible. I said you have self esteem issues don't you. That assumption was based on your relentless fat boy jokes against me, which I assume make you feel better about yourself.

But you mentioned before that you were overweight, so I only assumed that it was ok to call you a fat tub of lard. And you're still butthurt by those fat jokes, man I was only kidding, I've got nothing against fat people bud.

I wasn't joking about being fat though. You called yourself "jewcheap". I'm not "butthurt" by anything you say, you're the one following me around nipping at my heels like a pathetic little rat dog.