So, I have this teacher that is a total bitch, and I hate her. She is rude, inappropriate, and a flaming liberal that spews her agenda at us. One time, on one of our current events quizzes she asked "which political party is against women's rights?" The answer: Republican. GAY. I'm not saying I'm Republican, but I sure as hell don't think she needs to slant her quizzes like that. Additionally, her current event quizzes are damn near impossible to pass most of the time. Doesn't matter to me, they only account for like 5% of our grade, but still.

She never teaches. NEVER. Tuesdays, we go in there, take a current events quiz and when we finish that, we grab an AP style quiz, fill it out, turn it in and we are free to go when we finish. Thursdays, we take another AP quiz and when we finish we are free to go. It's gay. This teacher is like one of the top ladies in the dept and she doesnt do shit. Then, she is rude as all get-out when we do ask her questions (which happens from time to time SINCE SHE DOESNT TEACH!).

Also, ever since she found out I'm pregnant, she has to add in her daily dose of advice/argument. The other day, she said IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS that when she was nine months pregnant she had her husband "screw her as hard as he could to try to force her into labor." She said when that didnt work she proceeded to "jam her fingers up there hoping to induce labor." WHAT THE MOTHER FUCK!!!! GROSS.

Anyways, I get an email from her today that she sent to the whole class. Apparently, she accidentally erased her gradebook on the computer and lost all our grades. She emails us a weekly grade report with all of our grades, and she wants us to email her the last one she sent us. She returns all our papers to us so she cant go back through those either to get our grades.

I'm thinking about telling her I lost the email, not because I have a bad grade in there, but rather because I just dont like her and I want to fuck with her. What do you all think? The thought of fucking with her is mighty enticing.