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Psykopath
post Feb 4 2008, 10:29 PM
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Why so serious?


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QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Feb 4 2008, 10:26 PM) *
this thread reminds me of how that I want to have Doom Sex with a bisexual whoreslut and fuck her into oblivion until she's a vegetable.


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Dogmeat
post Feb 4 2008, 10:32 PM
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DEATH TO ....something?


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well, I don't wanna fuck her after she's a vegetable and shit, I just wanna fuck her until she's one so I can have the satisfaction knowing that her last memory was of being a whore and now she's doomed to imminent physical disability for being a whore so all she can do for the rest of her life is have nightmares in a vegetative state about how being a whore caused her an entire life of anguish and I can laugh at all this while I fuck all her friends.


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Oasis
post Feb 4 2008, 10:44 PM
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dogmeat, not all girls are whores. You just think that because no female in her right mind wants anything to do with you romantically. Calling girls whores is your defense mechanism for being a pathetic douche.


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post Feb 4 2008, 10:47 PM
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CHEE CHEE


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QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Feb 4 2008, 10:24 PM) *
i don't rememeber myself ever getting depressed over being single for years at a time.... unlike some curly (is it still straight? or go back to curls?) female i know who shall remain nameless... innocent.gif

not that im a whore... but ive never been single for years at a time!


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Dogmeat
post Feb 4 2008, 10:47 PM
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DEATH TO ....something?


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QUOTE (Oasis @ Feb 4 2008, 11:44 PM) *
dogmeat, not all girls are whores. You just think that because no female in her right mind wants anything to do with you romantically. Calling girls whores is your defense mechanism for being a pathetic douche.


No, I just don't live my life in an alchoholic haze and can actually see what's right in front of my face smile.gif

Go ahead, get screwed over, I really don't care laugh.gif


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post Feb 4 2008, 10:49 PM
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QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Feb 4 2008, 10:47 PM) *
No, I just don't live my life in an alchoholic haze and can actually see what's right in front of my face smile.gif

Go ahead, get screwed over, I really don't care laugh.gif


Did I not already state this isnt about me nor my girlfriend? Are you seriously that dumb?


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Dogmeat
post Feb 4 2008, 10:54 PM
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QUOTE (Oasis @ Feb 4 2008, 11:49 PM) *
Did I not already state this isnt about me nor my girlfriend? Are you seriously that dumb?


Will -- You're an idiot smile.gif


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FORSAKENR320
post Feb 4 2008, 10:56 PM
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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Feb 4 2008, 10:47 PM) *
not that im a whore...



you should be, i bet you'd make good money


QUOTE (Oasis @ Feb 4 2008, 10:49 PM) *
Did I not already state this isnt about me nor my girlfriend? Are you seriously that dumb?


duuuuuuurrrrrrrr


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but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) *
ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post Feb 4 2008, 11:16 PM
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I bet it is the girl Will is dating. He's just covering. I lol'd at this thread though.

QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Feb 4 2008, 10:56 PM) *
duuuuuuurrrrrrrr
I laugh every time
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post Feb 4 2008, 11:18 PM
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QUOTE (Jessica @ Feb 5 2008, 12:16 AM) *
I bet it is the girl Will is dating. He's just covering. I lol'd at this thread though.

I laugh every time


Will isn't smart enough to be the Austinpreppy douche bag he thinks he is.

Even I'd be better at pretending I'm a Real World cast member than he is laugh.gif


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post Feb 4 2008, 11:22 PM
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Will is too loner to be on the Real World. He just acts like a badass mr popular online.

Speaking of Real World, I have a friend that got a call to the casting, so he gets to go to NYC or something to interview for the show.
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post Feb 4 2008, 11:31 PM
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QUOTE (Jessica @ Feb 5 2008, 12:22 AM) *
Will is too loner to be on the Real World. He just acts like a badass mr popular online.

Speaking of Real World, I have a friend that got a call to the casting, so he gets to go to NYC or something to interview for the show.


How big is his penis?


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post Feb 4 2008, 11:47 PM
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QUOTE (Xentither @ Feb 4 2008, 10:17 PM) *
is it just me or did this thread enter a spiral of nonsense and fail?


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post Feb 5 2008, 12:02 AM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH!


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post Feb 5 2008, 08:28 AM
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QUOTE (Xentither @ Feb 4 2008, 10:17 PM) *
is it just me or did this thread enter a spiral of nonsense and fail?


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