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Posted by: Jessica Oct 19 2007, 02:50 AM

I just thought that we needed one of these. I think it should be pinned, but that's just me I guess. This could save a bunch of drunken threads if we ever expound the boards.

I got so drunk tonight that I ate pizza.... that's a big step for me. I could eat a Big Mac right now if it was in front of me.

All i had, though, was stale leftover fries. sad.gif

Posted by: lamont's lament Oct 19 2007, 05:03 AM

lame

Posted by: schwab Oct 19 2007, 06:35 AM

if that is as good of a story as you have is eating pizza....damn

Posted by: woody Oct 19 2007, 07:02 AM

I"ll pin it for a while & see where it goes...

Posted by: Oasis Oct 19 2007, 07:09 AM

I wish I was drunk instead of sitting at the office

It's been 13 days since I drank. That might change tonight

Posted by: chook Oct 19 2007, 09:01 AM

Two weeks ago I walked 6 miles after locking my keys in my car and slept on my doorstep. Sadly I wasn't wasted.

Posted by: Jessica Oct 19 2007, 09:46 AM

I woke up at 6:30 and puked a good while. I didn't fell THAT shitty last night when I went to bed. I think I just have a weak stomach. I did have 8 shots and a cherry vodka sour, though. Meh, I'm hungover. sad.gif

Posted by: cupcake Oct 19 2007, 10:26 AM

that is why you're hungover.

drink beer, or if you're doing liquor keep it clean...like with water and lime.

not some over syrupy chick shots.

Posted by: Jessica Oct 19 2007, 10:35 AM

there were these yummy shots called Gummy Worms... they didnt taste like alcohol at all. Those fuckers are what did me in.

Posted by: cupcake Oct 19 2007, 10:54 AM

gag a maggot!

way too much sugar...that shit will always make you vom and hungover...

Posted by: Jessica Oct 19 2007, 11:14 AM

sad.gif I learned that the hard way

Posted by: Oasis Oct 19 2007, 11:15 AM

QUOTE (chook @ Oct 19 2007, 10:01 AM) *
Two weeks ago I walked 6 miles after locking my keys in my car and slept on my doorstep. Sadly I wasn't wasted.


I have a better story than that


...which I will tell in a minute because my food is done

Posted by: Divergent Reality Oct 19 2007, 11:15 AM

and knowing is half the battle.

Posted by: Jessica Oct 19 2007, 11:46 AM

We found a girl laying in a parking lot off of 6th (lots of homeless people around so thats not the safest thing to do). At first, I thought she was passed out or something. I walked over to her to check on her, and she was just drunk as shit. Her friend went to hook up with a guy and left her there. I wasn't about to let her stay there because thats super unsafe. We gave her a ride home. She was super cool, just very wasted. It never ceases to amaze me what girls will do. Seriously, laying in a parking lot downtown while wearing a skirt. Thats like wearing a sign that says "rape me".... DAMMIT GIRLS HAVE SOME COMMON SENSE

Posted by: woody Oct 19 2007, 11:57 AM

so...why didn't you rape her?

Posted by: Oasis Oct 19 2007, 12:00 PM

Stir fried vegetables in a tortilla with salsa. At least it gives the illusion that it's somewhat healthy.


During this summer during one of my dumbass drinking binges, I somehow managed to lose my keys. We searched for days and my best guess is that they fell down the street drainage thing and ended up in the sewer. Anyways, I had to walk home from the house I was at. My mom NEVER locks the fucking back door. When I get home, the same lights are on and the same doors are unlocked as when I left. Of course this is the first night all summer she locked the fucking back door. So I get in the garage and use the concrete step leading to the back door as a pillow. Figured it was better than ringing the doorbell at 2 AM when I was supposed to be at work six hours later. I wake up to my mom leaving for work. Of course, I'm right by the door so she opens it trying to get to her car and bust my nose open with the edge of the door. Scared the living shit out of both of us.

Posted by: Testm0nkey Oct 19 2007, 12:10 PM

last time i was drunk i danced all over some people, puked inside and along the side of greg's car while he was driving, stumbled into bed, slept through classes and barely made it in time to my experiments hung over feeling like crap

that was months ago

Posted by: Jessica Oct 19 2007, 12:10 PM

QUOTE (woody @ Oct 19 2007, 12:57 PM) *
so...why didn't you rape her?
Im not into Mexican chicks

Posted by: Testm0nkey Oct 19 2007, 12:12 PM

so thats why she was laying in a parking lot in a skirt

SNAP

Posted by: Jessica Oct 19 2007, 12:13 PM

i lol'd

Posted by: 1up Oct 19 2007, 12:24 PM

we need a "post here when you are high thread"

Posted by: TTUAthleticTrainer Oct 19 2007, 12:29 PM

I got so drunk I fucked a girl.....


























































Nawwwwwwwwwwwwww......there aint enough alcohol in the world. That's just nasty....I've never been drunk enough to do crazy shit.

Posted by: Oasis Oct 19 2007, 12:29 PM

Drinking sucks because I can't really control how much I drink, hence why I don't drink much anymore. I can't sit there with a liter of Jack and drink till I get drunk. I get drunk and stop caring and end up making half and halfs until the bottle is gone and I'm shitcanned.

Once I figured out how to entertain myself when I wasn't drinking, cutting down was easy. I still have zero tolerance for moron drunks though.

Posted by: woody Oct 19 2007, 12:58 PM

QUOTE (Jessica @ Oct 19 2007, 12:10 PM) *
Im not into Mexican chicks


if she was mexican she probably had just given birth & dumped the baby into the dumpster

Posted by: Jessica Oct 19 2007, 01:45 PM

QUOTE (woody @ Oct 19 2007, 01:58 PM) *
if she was mexican she probably had just given birth & dumped the baby into the dumpster
and that's how you know when somebody is from a border city... they know Mexicans all too well

Posted by: woody Nov 1 2007, 09:46 AM

this thread sucks

Posted by: Oasis Nov 1 2007, 08:36 PM

QUOTE (woody @ Nov 1 2007, 09:46 AM) *
this thread sucks


Get drunk and make it cool then.

Posted by: Spectatrix Nov 1 2007, 08:49 PM

Can we pretend we're drunk and post in here?

I drank at our Halloween party (last Saturday). Didn't get drunk, but I did get giggly. I like white russians. smile.gif

Posted by: Oasis Nov 1 2007, 08:59 PM

QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Nov 1 2007, 08:49 PM) *
Can we pretend we're drunk and post in here?

I drank at our Halloween party (last Saturday). Didn't get drunk, but I did get giggly. I like white russians. smile.gif


Which Halloween party? Assuming you still live in Austin.

Posted by: Spectatrix Nov 1 2007, 09:23 PM

Uhhhh... the Halloween party I had with friends? (Are there massive city-wide ones that I'm supposed to know about?) We spent the time playing Mario Kart and Betrayal at House the Hill (board game) while drinking. Then we carved pumpkins while watching http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lost_Skeleton_of_Cadavra. There were only five of us and yes, it probably would've been considered lame and tame by most people's standards. tongue.gif

Posted by: THECHICKEN Nov 1 2007, 10:14 PM

Mildly tipsy after law school fraternity initiation (im VP), but i was up til 4 last night drinking and up at 8 still drunk...

Haloween should be held on a bi-monthly basis... god bless the out-fits. "im just in character, not dressing slutty" laugh.gif

Posted by: Jim Nov 1 2007, 10:27 PM

QUOTE (THECHICKEN @ Nov 1 2007, 10:14 PM) *
Mildly tipsy after law school fraternity initiation (im VP), but i was up til 4 last night drinking and up at 8 still drunk...

Haloween should be held on a bi-monthly basis... god bless the out-fits. "im just in character, not dressing slutty" laugh.gif

Oh, law school parties. They blow regular parties out of the water, bar-none. And all of the ones up here in Valpo are free! Mmm mmm free booze.

First mixer of the year, free pizza and about 40 kegs to go for 250 law students and spouses. Fun times.

Posted by: Jessica Nov 1 2007, 11:14 PM

I had one shot on halloween.... and put up with all my drunk friends. It was gay

Posted by: FORSAKENR320 Nov 2 2007, 12:56 AM

QUOTE (Jessica @ Nov 2 2007, 12:14 AM) *
I had one shot on halloween.... and put out with all my drunk friends. It was gay

Posted by: woody Nov 2 2007, 06:45 AM

i had 0 to drink for halloween and i didn't go to any parties

Posted by: Divergent Reality Nov 2 2007, 11:14 AM

QUOTE (woody @ Nov 2 2007, 07:45 AM) *
i had 0 to drink for halloween and i didn't go to any parties


yep.

Posted by: Oasis Nov 2 2007, 12:50 PM

QUOTE (Divergent Reality @ Nov 2 2007, 11:14 AM) *
yep.


Neither did I. I played DD and still couldn't get anyone to let me take them home. Morons

Posted by: Testm0nkey Nov 2 2007, 04:38 PM

i outdrank a 26yr old tiny Sri Lankian man for halloween!

Posted by: Psykopath Nov 2 2007, 05:13 PM

hmmm, guess I should have posted here last night.

Oh well, I gave the hate thread a little love.

Posted by: BlueBarry Nov 4 2007, 01:21 AM

so yea im drunk but no good stories beside me and my friend going around being Scottish and Irish people

Posted by: Oasis Nov 9 2007, 08:41 AM

Shitfaced last night and I feel like holy hell this morning

Posted by: Jessica Nov 9 2007, 09:32 AM

Immense pain last night, unbearable. Took a vikodin. Woke up this morning hungover. I feel like puking all over the place... and I'm still in pain.

Posted by: woody Nov 9 2007, 11:35 AM

prolly mornin sickness

Posted by: TetraGrammaton Cleric Nov 9 2007, 01:29 PM

so french rose wine
is incredibly red
but still bearable

Posted by: Spectatrix Nov 9 2007, 02:49 PM

QUOTE (Jessica @ Nov 9 2007, 09:32 AM) *
Immense pain last night, unbearable. Took a vikodin. Woke up this morning hungover. I feel like puking all over the place... and I'm still in pain.

Abdominal pain? Vicodin is a godsend, but mystery pain sucks ass. I have severe, recurring pain (though rare, thankfully) and my docs can't figure out wtf is wrong with me.

Posted by: griseyeux Nov 10 2007, 04:28 AM

I am mildly buzzed, typing with one hand and finishing off a bag of fritos.... I'm loving every minute of it!!!!!

Posted by: Psykopath Nov 10 2007, 05:34 AM

I am not drunk.

I am merely an insomniac.

Posted by: chook Nov 10 2007, 09:52 AM

I met a cool girl drinking last night and we are shooting guns today!

Posted by: Divergent Reality Nov 10 2007, 10:58 AM

QUOTE (chook @ Nov 10 2007, 09:52 AM) *
I met a cool girl drinking last night and we are shooting guns today!


is there an implied at each other?

Posted by: pysex Nov 10 2007, 11:49 AM

chuck's gonna shoot his gun all over her face

Posted by: Psykopath Dec 4 2007, 03:06 PM

I want to be drunk.

Close enough.

Posted by: Divergent Reality Dec 4 2007, 05:12 PM

QUOTE (Psykopath @ Dec 4 2007, 03:06 PM) *
I want to be drunk.

Close enough.


youi haasvie letrr hthuis threaed doiwnn

Posted by: RitalinJunkie Dec 6 2007, 02:10 AM

so, I am drunk, and posting the day before classes end as I am drunk. Basically, I have had problems with a female that i have known for a long while, but have had problems with a girl I was seeing over the summer...but as far as the girl that I like (not the girl from the summer), I dont know what to do, cause I like her, but Im also giing her a ride back from home during the summer. It is a little bit aqward as i like her, but at the same time I dont wanna take advantage of her due to her age, even tho I like the things she realy is in suppor t otf..........................as Zacksaid,,,,,no spellcheck.................uck

Posted by: Psykopath Dec 6 2007, 02:19 AM

YES


That a boy!

30 packs of Bud Select from here on out!

Posted by: zetec Dec 6 2007, 05:55 AM

i always forget about this thread

Posted by: Divergent Reality Dec 6 2007, 11:46 AM

QUOTE (RitalinJunkie @ Dec 6 2007, 02:10 AM) *
so, I am drunk, and posting the day before classes end as I am drunk. Basically, I have had problems with a female that i have known for a long while, but have had problems with a girl I was seeing over the summer...but as far as the girl that I like (not the girl from the summer), I dont know what to do, cause I like her, but Im also giing her a ride back from home during the summer. It is a little bit aqward as i like her, but at the same time I dont wanna take advantage of her due to her age, even tho I like the things she realy is in suppor t otf..........................as Zacksaid,,,,,no spellcheck.................uck


slyly suggest that she femsexually sex touch your man penis.

while in the car.

remind her that jesus approves.

http://www.sexinchrist.com/oralsex.html

Posted by: Testm0nkey Dec 6 2007, 12:16 PM

you dont want to take advantage of her because of her age? is she 7?

Posted by: Oasis Dec 6 2007, 12:16 PM

I got pretty drunk last night because I didn't have to be in to work till noon because the cable guy was coming some time from 8-12. Apparently, I slept through the phone calls and doorbell.

No cable going on two weeks now mad.gif

Posted by: Spectatrix Dec 6 2007, 01:01 PM

QUOTE (Oasis @ Dec 6 2007, 12:16 PM) *
I got pretty drunk last night because I didn't have to be in to work till noon because the cable guy was coming some time from 8-12. Apparently, I slept through the phone calls and doorbell.

No cable going on two weeks now mad.gif

Boo hoo?

Posted by: Jessica Dec 12 2007, 07:26 PM

I want a drink

like a screwdriver...MMMM

ok, I want like 7 of those...and a couple of these silly shots they have on 6th street called Gummy Worms.

But alas....

Posted by: chook Dec 13 2007, 07:54 PM

this sat i plan to drink.

Posted by: Oasis Dec 15 2007, 08:54 PM

Just took 5 straight shots of rum. Trying to get as bombed as possible

Posted by: Psykopath Dec 15 2007, 08:59 PM

QUOTE (Oasis @ Dec 15 2007, 08:54 PM) *
Just took 5 straight shots of rum. Trying to get as bombed as possible


Come now, what set off the emo drinking rage?

innocent.gif

Posted by: Oasis Dec 15 2007, 09:00 PM

QUOTE (Psykopath @ Dec 15 2007, 08:59 PM) *
Come now, what set off the emo drinking rage?

innocent.gif


Girl problems.

Actually, real problems. Big ones.

Posted by: FORSAKENR320 Dec 15 2007, 09:04 PM

QUOTE (Oasis @ Dec 15 2007, 09:00 PM) *
Girl problems.

Actually, real problems. Big ones.



knocked up or STD's?



both?

Posted by: Oasis Dec 15 2007, 09:09 PM

I'm three weeks late on my period

Actually, one of our businesses burned to the ground last night at like 1 am. Included in the building was $5k in cash of mine, my ludwig drum set, and my gold rolex my dad gave me two weeks before he died which is probably worth like $7k.

Oh, and they suspect it was arson.

So yeah, time to use alcohol to escape

Posted by: FORSAKENR320 Dec 15 2007, 09:57 PM

that sucks dude.

drink up

Posted by: Oasis Dec 16 2007, 01:29 AM

QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Dec 15 2007, 09:57 PM) *
that sucks dude.

drink up


Thanks bro.

Didn't get drunk. Still trying

This has been the weirdest 24 hours ever.

Posted by: chook Dec 16 2007, 02:21 AM

damn will that sucks.

Posted by: Oasis Dec 20 2007, 05:44 PM

I'm on my 4th beer and I started drinking like an hour ago. YES

Posted by: Psykopath Dec 20 2007, 06:11 PM

Think I may get a little krunk-faced tonight.

Posted by: Spectatrix Dec 20 2007, 10:31 PM

I bought liquor tonight. But it's for an xmas gift. The only open alcohol in my apartment is cooking wine & sherry.

Posted by: False Dude Dec 20 2007, 10:36 PM

I almost wrecked my bike into some Mercedes on the way home from the bar!

Posted by: Psykopath Dec 21 2007, 05:28 AM

QUOTE (Psykopath @ Dec 20 2007, 06:11 PM) *
Think I may get a little krunk-faced tonight.

I was mildly buzzed.


Brandon and Seth, on the other hand....LOL drunk! innocent.gif

Posted by: FORSAKENR320 Dec 21 2007, 12:58 PM

QUOTE (Psykopath @ Dec 21 2007, 05:28 AM) *
I was mildly buzzed.
Brandon and Seth, on the other hand....LOL drunk! innocent.gif


seth ended up puking all over the floor, and running into things, and hiccupping while he couldn't stop giggling. there was NoBODY to talk too... and he was STILL talking! lol

i can't remember what made us laugh so hard at Fox last night.... sad.gif

Posted by: Psykopath Dec 21 2007, 02:52 PM

QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Dec 21 2007, 12:58 PM) *
seth ended up puking all over the floor, and running into things, and hiccupping while he couldn't stop giggling. there was NoBODY to talk too... and he was STILL talking! lol

i can't remember what made us laugh so hard at Fox last night.... sad.gif

Haha, damn didn't think Seth was that bad! (well, he didn't have anything to eat all day...'cept nachos and beer)

Fuck, I forgot the funny as well. Dammit...

Posted by: Oasis Dec 21 2007, 04:22 PM

I got retarded drunk last night.

The next person who asks me to fucking smoke weed is getting punched in the face.

Well, except for my girlfriend.

Posted by: Psykopath Dec 21 2007, 04:30 PM

QUOTE (Oasis @ Dec 21 2007, 04:22 PM) *
I got retarded drunk last night.

The next person who asks me to fucking smoke weed is getting punched in the face.

Well, except for my girlfriend.

Cunt punch?

Posted by: Jessica Dec 21 2007, 08:51 PM

QUOTE (Oasis @ Dec 21 2007, 05:22 PM) *
Well, except for my girlfriend.




She sounds like a winner....

Posted by: TTUAthleticTrainer Dec 24 2007, 02:31 AM

yaya ofr druken sex

Posted by: FORSAKENR320 Dec 24 2007, 03:11 AM

QUOTE (TTUAthleticTrainer @ Dec 24 2007, 02:31 AM) *
yaya ofr druken sex


COULD HAVE DONE WITHOUT THE VISUAL

Posted by: TTUAthleticTrainer Dec 24 2007, 11:55 AM

QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Dec 24 2007, 03:11 AM) *
COULD HAVE DONE WITHOUT THE VISUAL



Oops...my bad.

Posted by: Oasis Dec 24 2007, 06:28 PM

QUOTE (Jessica @ Dec 21 2007, 08:51 PM) *
She sounds like a winner....


Why? Because she smokes weed?

Before answering consider that you yourself have smoked weed on who knows how many occasions before

Posted by: Watchman Dec 24 2007, 06:30 PM

nothing wrong with weed, it's safer than alcohol

Posted by: Spectatrix Dec 24 2007, 06:46 PM

People who smoke weed are losers.

People who drink are losers.



Is she kidding? Is she not? WHO KNOWS?!?

Posted by: chook Dec 24 2007, 08:07 PM

QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Dec 24 2007, 07:46 PM) *
People who smoke weed are losers.

People who drink are losers.
Is she kidding? Is she not? WHO KNOWS?!?

People who can't have their protein are losers!! tongue.gif

Posted by: Spectatrix Dec 24 2007, 09:14 PM

QUOTE (chook @ Dec 24 2007, 08:07 PM) *
People who can't have their protein are losers!! tongue.gif

Now that's just hitting below the belt! crying.gif


(But at least you're paying attention! laugh.gif)

Posted by: Psykopath Dec 24 2007, 09:20 PM

QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Dec 24 2007, 09:14 PM) *
Now that's just hitting below the belt! crying.gif
(But at least you're paying attention! laugh.gif)

You get your protein from below the belt!

/Dogmeat


P.S.- cumsluts sextits

Posted by: Jessica Dec 24 2007, 11:51 PM

QUOTE (Oasis @ Dec 24 2007, 07:28 PM) *
Why? Because she smokes weed?

Before answering consider that you yourself have smoked weed on who knows how many occasions before
This coming from someone who "bared his soul" to me back in September about his frequent use of COCAINE after we broke up, because he was angsty. sad.gif so sad.... The girl (your 3rd...4th...5th..."girlfriend" since we broke up) sounds like a winner FOR YOU. You two go perfect together. She can smoke herself stupid, and you're already stupid!

I smoked once... yeah, it was like 7 months ago, but I did it once, didnt like it, never touched it again. Weed's dumb. Excessive drinking is dumb. Roids are DUMB. Cocaine is REALLY DUMB. RECREATIONAL ABUSE of RITALIN IS FUCKING RETARDED. Dipping is stupid. Smoking is stupid. You get the idea. smile.gif

You were just pissy when you found out I smoked weed cuz I went out right after I broke up with you, something I wasnt allowed to do while we dated...unless it was with Lauren and thats cuz you knew no guy would come within a 10 mile radius of her (that and she would run and tell you if I even so much as looked at a guy).

By the way, I got my old number turned off finally, so don't bother trying to dial me to tell me your pathetic life problem anymore like you did 2 weeks ago. I didn't care. I don't care. I will never care.

Posted by: chook Dec 24 2007, 11:57 PM

Who is Lauren?

WE all need new haircuts!
NSFW - Foul Language
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M

Posted by: Jessica Dec 24 2007, 11:58 PM

Some girl who OBVIOUSLY wants Will's nuts/approval

Posted by: Oasis Dec 25 2007, 02:20 PM

QUOTE (Jessica @ Dec 24 2007, 11:51 PM) *
This coming from someone who "bared his soul" to me back in September about his frequent use of COCAINE after we broke up, because he was angsty. sad.gif so sad.... The girl (your 3rd...4th...5th..."girlfriend" since we broke up) sounds like a winner FOR YOU. You two go perfect together. She can smoke herself stupid, and you're already stupid!

I smoked once... yeah, it was like 7 months ago, but I did it once, didnt like it, never touched it again. Weed's dumb. Excessive drinking is dumb. Roids are DUMB. Cocaine is REALLY DUMB. RECREATIONAL ABUSE of RITALIN IS FUCKING RETARDED. Dipping is stupid. Smoking is stupid. You get the idea. smile.gif

You were just pissy when you found out I smoked weed cuz I went out right after I broke up with you, something I wasnt allowed to do while we dated...unless it was with Lauren and thats cuz you knew no guy would come within a 10 mile radius of her (that and she would run and tell you if I even so much as looked at a guy).

By the way, I got my old number turned off finally, so don't bother trying to dial me to tell me your pathetic life problem anymore like you did 2 weeks ago. I didn't care. I don't care. I will never care.


You actually believed me when I said I did coke? I haven't done that since I overdosed and had a heart attack when I was 20. Don't believe everything I say

All of those drugs you mentioned aren't dumb when used in moderation and not for the wrong reasons. Well, coke is, but that's besides the point. Don't be too much of a hypocrite and diss drinking when you started the "Official post here when you're drunk" thread.

I've dated a bunch of girls because it takes awhile to find someone worth getting in to a relationship with. Unlike other people, I'm not an attention whore who goes out and falls for the first person who worships/stalks me. Dumb things happen when you do that. Shit like getting knocked up with a bastard child. Plus, if you jump in to things before getting to know someone first, you sometimes end up dating psychotic cunts. And we all know how catastrophic that can turn out.

Glad you changed your number on account of me. Keep running your life that way. It's amusing watching the ensuing trainwreck.

Oh, and don't insult people you don't know, such as my girlfriend or anyone else I'm friends with. I know you think you're the world's foremost authority on judging things and people you know little about, but as a casual observer, it makes you look ignorant as hell.

Posted by: Psykopath Dec 25 2007, 02:25 PM


Posted by: Oasis Dec 25 2007, 02:26 PM

QUOTE (chook @ Dec 24 2007, 11:57 PM) *
Who is Lauren?


An annoying girl who has a psychology degree which causes her to overanalyze and overdramatize everything, gossip about inane shit, and overreact to everything under the sun. Jeff M knows her, so you've probably met her.

Oh, and pay no attention to what Jessica said. Her insecurities and her inferiority complex make it impossible for her to comprehend that a guy and a girl can be platonic friends and have no interest in each other other than being drinking buddies.

Posted by: Jessica Dec 25 2007, 03:20 PM

QUOTE (Oasis @ Dec 25 2007, 03:20 PM) *
You actually believed me when I said I did coke? I haven't done that since I overdosed and had a heart attack when I was 20. Don't believe everything I say

All of those drugs you mentioned aren't dumb when used in moderation and not for the wrong reasons. Well, coke is, but that's besides the point. Don't be too much of a hypocrite and diss drinking when you started the "Official post here when you're drunk" thread.

I've dated a bunch of girls because it takes awhile to find someone worth getting in to a relationship with. Unlike other people, I'm not an attention whore who goes out and falls for the first person who worships/stalks me. Dumb things happen when you do that. Shit like getting knocked up with a bastard child. Plus, if you jump in to things before getting to know someone first, you sometimes end up dating psychotic cunts. And we all know how catastrophic that can turn out.

Glad you changed your number on account of me. Keep running your life that way. It's amusing watching the ensuing trainwreck.

Oh, and don't insult people you don't know, such as my girlfriend or anyone else I'm friends with. I know you think you're the world's foremost authority on judging things and people you know little about, but as a casual observer, it makes you look ignorant as hell.
I define excessive drinking as being too drunk to remember anything the night before... including but not limited to: 1) throwing up on your gf's bedding at 4 am and rolling over the next morning to say "why is the bedding different?" (uhh...because you barfed all over it and I had to clean it up) 2) solving life's problems with alcohol 3) carving words into your arm with a blade while shitfaced only to ruin your gf's comforter with blood stains 4) not respecting the fact that your gf has a test at 8 am so you come home DRUNK AS FUCK at 2:30, consume 3/4ths of the bed, and then do the drunken snore SO FREAKIN LOUD all night that she doesnt get an hour of sleep before her test 5) spilling shit all over the place 6) getting a DWI

Need I continue?

Creating a thread about being drunk is not excessive drinking.

Why do you even argue with me on here? See, I am a sweet person in real life and very smart. You are an asshole who complains about EVERYTHING, and you have no knowledge of anything that isn't talked about on ESPN or the back of your baseball cards. You make yourself out to be a fool when you try to fire back. Everyone here knows you are a shitfuck. smile.gif If I still had aim logs (had to get rid of them because you would read my conversations looking for any instance that I was fucking around on you), I would post anonymously the im's I have gotten from people saying something around the lines of "God, Will is stupid." I have gotten them from at least 12 people on here....which is a lot consider the number of frequent posters.

And I didnt change my number cuz of you. I got a family share plan so I could get a new phone. Then, I paid the $100 to get out of the old contract and went back down to a single line. Its just an added bonus that I dont get phonecalls from some 512 number I dont know (because you got a new number and I dont feel its worth saving).

And who knows what you say is the truth. You lie so fucking much, but others have told me you did drugs recently. Here is one of my favorite lies by you. "Guess who Im going to the UT Tech game with.... TOM BRADY... Yeah, dont tell anyone cuz people arent supposed to know he is there, but my friend is friends with (what the name of that guy that plays for the patriots who graduated from tech?) and he is bringing Tom Brady." GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YOU ARE SO FUCKING PATHETIC

Posted by: GOB Dec 25 2007, 03:38 PM

wes welker?

Posted by: Jessica Dec 25 2007, 03:39 PM

thats the one.... I knew it started with a W for first and last name

Posted by: FORSAKENR320 Dec 25 2007, 06:33 PM

QUOTE (Oasis @ Dec 25 2007, 02:20 PM) *
Oh, and don't insult people you don't know, such as my girlfriend or anyone else I'm friends with. I know you think you're the world's foremost authority on judging things and people you know little about, but as a casual observer, it makes you look ignorant as hell.




funny, this sounds exactly like what everyone else on these boards tells you on a weekly basis


btw, your girlfriend is a druggie whore

Posted by: chook Dec 25 2007, 07:08 PM

In other news, Pimp C is dead.

EDIT: And I can't beleive that you forgot Wes' Name!

Posted by: Jessica Dec 25 2007, 09:10 PM

QUOTE (chook @ Dec 25 2007, 08:08 PM) *
In other news, Pimp C is dead.

EDIT: And I can't beleive that you forgot Wes' Name!
i dont have tabbed browsing and i was too lazy to open another window to look it up

Posted by: Oasis Dec 25 2007, 10:00 PM

QUOTE (Jessica @ Dec 25 2007, 03:20 PM) *
I define excessive drinking as being too drunk to remember anything the night before... including but not limited to: 1) throwing up on your gf's bedding at 4 am and rolling over the next morning to say "why is the bedding different?" (uhh...because you barfed all over it and I had to clean it up) 2) solving life's problems with alcohol 3) carving words into your arm with a blade while shitfaced only to ruin your gf's comforter with blood stains 4) not respecting the fact that your gf has a test at 8 am so you come home DRUNK AS FUCK at 2:30, consume 3/4ths of the bed, and then do the drunken snore SO FREAKIN LOUD all night that she doesnt get an hour of sleep before her test 5) spilling shit all over the place 6) getting a DWI

Need I continue?

Creating a thread about being drunk is not excessive drinking.

Why do you even argue with me on here? See, I am a sweet person in real life and very smart. You are an asshole who complains about EVERYTHING, and you have no knowledge of anything that isn't talked about on ESPN or the back of your baseball cards. You make yourself out to be a fool when you try to fire back. Everyone here knows you are a shitfuck. smile.gif If I still had aim logs (had to get rid of them because you would read my conversations looking for any instance that I was fucking around on you), I would post anonymously the im's I have gotten from people saying something around the lines of "God, Will is stupid." I have gotten them from at least 12 people on here....which is a lot consider the number of frequent posters.

And I didnt change my number cuz of you. I got a family share plan so I could get a new phone. Then, I paid the $100 to get out of the old contract and went back down to a single line. Its just an added bonus that I dont get phonecalls from some 512 number I dont know (because you got a new number and I dont feel its worth saving).

And who knows what you say is the truth. You lie so fucking much, but others have told me you did drugs recently. Here is one of my favorite lies by you. "Guess who Im going to the UT Tech game with.... TOM BRADY... Yeah, dont tell anyone cuz people arent supposed to know he is there, but my friend is friends with (what the name of that guy that plays for the patriots who graduated from tech?) and he is bringing Tom Brady." GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YOU ARE SO FUCKING PATHETIC


Classic.

The drinking shit isn't even worth discussing. Yes, I used to drink a lot. Yes, I did stupid shit when I drank. Yes, I learned from it. Big deal. I'm still alive and that's all that matters.

I'm glad it makes you feel better about yourself that a bunch of people keep backing you up and taking your side on here. Everything is a contest to you, so congrats on winning a game I'm not playing. If people on here hate me, good for them. Keep thinking I'm a shitfuck, worthless, whatever. I'd actually rather you think that of me. You got a dozen random internet nerds who think I'm stupid. A bunch of people I've either never met or hung out with once. Congratulations!

QUOTE
You lie so fucking much, but others have told me you did drugs recently.


No one - my friends, people who hate me, random acquaintances, anyone else - would ever make that claim. That would be akin to someone saying they heard Hitler converted to Judaism. Please stop inventing shit in your head to back up your argument. Or if you do, at least make it believable.



QUOTE (Jessica @ Dec 25 2007, 03:20 PM) *
I define excessive drinking as being too drunk to remember anything the night before... including but not limited to: 1) throwing up on your gf's bedding at 4 am and rolling over the next morning to say "why is the bedding different?" (uhh...because you barfed all over it and I had to clean it up) 2) solving life's problems with alcohol 3) carving words into your arm with a blade while shitfaced only to ruin your gf's comforter with blood stains 4) not respecting the fact that your gf has a test at 8 am so you come home DRUNK AS FUCK at 2:30, consume 3/4ths of the bed, and then do the drunken snore SO FREAKIN LOUD all night that she doesnt get an hour of sleep before her test 5) spilling shit all over the place 6) getting a DWI

Need I continue?

Creating a thread about being drunk is not excessive drinking.

Why do you even argue with me on here? See, I am a sweet person in real life and very smart. You are an asshole who complains about EVERYTHING, and you have no knowledge of anything that isn't talked about on ESPN or the back of your baseball cards. You make yourself out to be a fool when you try to fire back. Everyone here knows you are a shitfuck. smile.gif If I still had aim logs (had to get rid of them because you would read my conversations looking for any instance that I was fucking around on you), I would post anonymously the im's I have gotten from people saying something around the lines of "God, Will is stupid." I have gotten them from at least 12 people on here....which is a lot consider the number of frequent posters.

And I didnt change my number cuz of you. I got a family share plan so I could get a new phone. Then, I paid the $100 to get out of the old contract and went back down to a single line. Its just an added bonus that I dont get phonecalls from some 512 number I dont know (because you got a new number and I dont feel its worth saving).

And who knows what you say is the truth. You lie so fucking much, but others have told me you did drugs recently. Here is one of my favorite lies by you. "Guess who Im going to the UT Tech game with.... TOM BRADY... Yeah, dont tell anyone cuz people arent supposed to know he is there, but my friend is friends with (what the name of that guy that plays for the patriots who graduated from tech?) and he is bringing Tom Brady." GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YOU ARE SO FUCKING PATHETIC


Classic.

The drinking shit isn't even worth discussing. Yes, I used to drink a lot. Yes, I did stupid shit when I drank. Yes, I learned from it. Big deal. I'm still alive and that's all that matters.

I'm glad it makes you feel better about yourself that a bunch of people keep backing you up and taking your side on here. Everything is a contest to you, so congrats on winning a game I'm not playing. If people on here hate me, good for them. Keep thinking I'm a shitfuck, worthless, whatever. I'd actually rather you think that of me. You got a dozen random internet nerds who think I'm stupid. A bunch of people I've either never met or hung out with once. Congratulations!

QUOTE
You lie so fucking much, but others have told me you did drugs recently.


No one - my friends, people who hate me, random acquaintances, anyone else - would ever make that claim. That would be akin to someone saying they heard Hitler converted to Judaism. Please stop inventing shit in your head to back up your argument. Or if you do, at least make it believable.

Posted by: Jessica Dec 25 2007, 11:01 PM

"i used to drink a lot" ....you said that even when we were together. Keep lying to yourself... cuz lying is something you are actually good at

Posted by: Testm0nkey Dec 26 2007, 02:31 PM

(prenatal tests for FAS exist)

Posted by: 2wolUTT Dec 26 2007, 02:45 PM

QUOTE (Oasis @ Dec 25 2007, 02:20 PM) *
I haven't done that since I overdosed and had a heart attack when I was 20. Don't believe everything I say


I hope I'm not the only one who laughed at that sentence. laugh.gif

Will you stupid.

LMAO @ "why is the bedding different?" (uhh...because you barfed all over it and I had to clean it up)

LMAO @ carving words into your arm with a blade while shitfaced only to ruin your gf's comforter with blood stains WTF DOGGIE?!

LMAO @ you have no knowledge of anything that isn't talked about on ESPN or the back of your baseball cards.

I used to read the back of them shits when I was a kid. Ayo Will how much is Griffey's 89 UD rookie worth now? Couple of nickels? And how about Aikman's 89 Score card?

Posted by: 2wolUTT Dec 26 2007, 02:47 PM

QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Dec 26 2007, 02:31 PM) *
(prenatal tests for FAS exist)


That shit is fucked up, wrote a paper over that in HS.

Posted by: Testm0nkey Dec 26 2007, 02:52 PM

it is really fucked up but damage done can be lightened prenatally by certain vitamin cocktails and meds

Posted by: Jim Dec 26 2007, 04:29 PM

QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Dec 26 2007, 02:52 PM) *
it is really fucked up but damage done can be lightened prenatally by certain vitamin cocktails and meds

And by also not drinking when trying to get pregnant or when pregnant.

Posted by: Spectatrix Dec 26 2007, 04:44 PM

QUOTE (Jim @ Dec 26 2007, 04:29 PM) *
And by also not drinking when trying to get pregnant or when pregnant.

Yeah, but I think Cathryn's talking about stuff to do if you drink when you don't know you're pregnant.

Posted by: Jessica Dec 26 2007, 05:30 PM

i drank once before i knew i was pregnant. I talked to several physicians and they all said no harm can be done with one night of drinking...especially when its only 1.5-2 weeks into a pregnancy.

I dont take medications except vitamins so thats not an issue either.

Posted by: chook Dec 26 2007, 06:32 PM

QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Dec 26 2007, 03:31 PM) *
(prenatal tests for FAS exist)

did you get Kevin pregnent?

Posted by: 2wolUTT Dec 26 2007, 09:17 PM

My mom went to Six flags when she was pregnant with me. As a result I do not read well, I suck at math, and I frequently have erections that last longer than four hours.

Posted by: GOB Dec 26 2007, 09:31 PM

so they do serve alcohol at six flags?

Posted by: pysex Dec 28 2007, 11:38 PM

QUOTE (2wolUTT @ Dec 26 2007, 09:17 PM) *
My mom went to Six flags when she was pregnant with me. As a result I do not read well, I suck at math, and I frequently have erections that last longer than four hours.


NICE

Posted by: Oasis Mar 16 2008, 12:42 PM

I would have posted here last but by the time I was drunk someone had already knocked whiskey/coke on my roommates laptop. Oops.

I got FUCKED UP last night. Not drunk, I'm talking fucked up to the point of acting like a retarded six year old. Calling your ex and telling her to come over cause your friend wants his dick sucked is a stupid ass idea. So is building a bonfire at 3 in the morning. We put damn near everything in there - tortillas, rice cakes, plastic bags, paper bags, beer boxes, and I think I cut off branches of a tree and threw em in there. At one point I thought it'd be a great idea to put PS3 games in there cause I figured they'd burn good. Luckily some girl talked me out of it. I think we burned one of my roommates shoes as well. Or maybe it was my shoe. I woke up in my bed with two girls, one of whom I didn't even know. But I didn't even mess around with either of em, dammit

Posted by: Oasis Mar 16 2008, 12:45 PM

I don't get how I can manage to take my contacts out after a night of boozing but I wake up fully clothed still wearing my shoes. That doesn't make sense

Posted by: Psykopath Mar 16 2008, 02:03 PM

QUOTE (Oasis @ Mar 16 2008, 01:42 PM) *
I would have posted here last but by the time I was drunk someone had already knocked whiskey/coke on my roommates laptop. Oops.

I got FUCKED UP last night. Not drunk, I'm talking fucked up to the point of acting like a retarded six year old. Calling your ex and telling her to come over cause your friend wants his dick sucked is a stupid ass idea. So is building a bonfire at 3 in the morning. We put damn near everything in there - tortillas, rice cakes, plastic bags, paper bags, beer boxes, and I think I cut off branches of a tree and threw em in there. At one point I thought it'd be a great idea to put PS3 games in there cause I figured they'd burn good. Luckily some girl talked me out of it. I think we burned one of my roommates shoes as well. Or maybe it was my shoe. I woke up in my bed with two girls, one of whom I didn't even know. But I didn't even mess around with either of em, dammit


Epic fail.

Posted by: Jessica Mar 16 2008, 05:00 PM

wow.... just wow.

Posted by: FORSAKENR320 Mar 17 2008, 03:25 PM

not drunk now..... but last night was BAD



NO MORE GIN!!!!!!! EVER!!!


and apparently i can't remember how much i had or too much what happened. maybe zach can clarify for me?

Posted by: Psykopath Mar 17 2008, 03:28 PM

QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Mar 17 2008, 04:25 PM) *
not drunk now..... but last night was BAD
NO MORE GIN!!!!!!! EVER!!!
and apparently i can't remember how much i had or too much what happened. maybe zach can clarify for me?

You and Aaron had a couple of very long of emo talk sessions.
It's funny watching you talk about serious stuff while plastered and wearing your road warrior hat.

You puked more than you drank, that's for sure.

You are a giggly drunk.

When you got out of Louis' Xterra, you took two steps then face planted onto one of your neighbor's cars then subsequently the pavement....all while giggling.

Posted by: FORSAKENR320 Mar 17 2008, 06:59 PM

what was with the pink puddle outside? i kinda remember you trying to feed me pepto bismol.

Posted by: Psykopath Mar 17 2008, 07:02 PM

QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Mar 17 2008, 07:59 PM) *
what was with the pink puddle outside? i kinda remember you trying to feed me pepto bismol.

...you kept that down for all of 5 minutes, hence the pink puddle.

Posted by: Dogmeat Mar 17 2008, 07:42 PM

I'm a black man trying to make it in a white woman's world.

Posted by: FORSAKENR320 Mar 17 2008, 08:35 PM

QUOTE (Psykopath @ Mar 17 2008, 08:02 PM) *
...you kept that down for all of 5 minutes, hence the pink puddle.



i puked so hard this morning, i busted a blood vessel in my left eye. it's all red and shit. and little capillaries
in my face have busted, so i have a wierd freckled, yellowish look to my face.... seriously, it looks like i'm becoming a zombie crying.gif

Posted by: Psykopath Mar 17 2008, 08:41 PM

QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Mar 17 2008, 09:35 PM) *
i puked so hard this morning, i busted a blood vessel in my left eye. it's all red and shit. and little capillaries
in my face have busted, so i have a wierd freckled, yellowish look to my face.... seriously, it looks like i'm becoming a zombie crying.gif

...
You know what must be done.

Posted by: FORSAKENR320 Mar 17 2008, 08:43 PM

QUOTE (Psykopath @ Mar 17 2008, 09:41 PM) *
...
You know what must be done.



but i wanna know how the other side lives!

Posted by: Psykopath Mar 17 2008, 08:46 PM

QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Mar 17 2008, 09:43 PM) *
but i wanna know how the other side lives!

Ok, John Leguizamo.

Posted by: Psykopath Mar 20 2008, 10:47 PM

So, here's the story:

The girl I've been crushing on (yeah, homo-ghey teen bullshit, I know) called me saying she liked a friend of mine. I, in a joking/annoyed manner, played match-maker with said friend. Said friend asked out said girl. Yep...

...

Before said events, I drank a white russian, 2 pint-and-a-half Guinesses, and a pint-and-a-half of Woodchuck ale.
I am now home and have a 5th of Evan Williams.

Time to have "fun."

...fuck you, Lubbock.

Posted by: Divergent Reality Mar 21 2008, 09:00 AM

you know what that means.

time to hit the whorehouses.

GO!

Posted by: Jessica Mar 21 2008, 06:51 PM

OMG I AMET SOOOT DRUNKET
RIGGHY
NOY


ok just kidding

Sober as always

Posted by: Psykopath Mar 21 2008, 06:54 PM

...




HI JESSICA!

Posted by: Jessica Mar 21 2008, 08:48 PM

haha how rude!

Hi Zach!

Posted by: Melanie May 8 2008, 12:29 AM

WINO DRUNK!!!!!!!!

Posted by: chook May 8 2008, 12:45 AM

QUOTE (Melanie @ May 8 2008, 01:29 AM) *
WINO DRUNK!!!!!!!!

I bet you would vote for Hillary when you are drunk!

Posted by: Melanie May 8 2008, 10:58 AM

QUOTE (chook @ May 8 2008, 01:45 AM) *
I bet you would vote for Hillary when you are drunk!



Nothing could ever make me vote for her. I guess come November if she gets the nomination, I will have to be hammered and vote straight ticket.

Posted by: impala454 May 8 2008, 11:42 AM

i.e. vote for hillary

Posted by: Oasis May 8 2008, 12:15 PM

that'd be a fun game. "how much alcohol would I have to consume before voting for Hillary?" unfortunately, I'd probably end up in a coma with a BAC over .65 before I found my answer

Posted by: FORSAKENR320 May 30 2008, 05:49 PM


Posted by: Melanie Jun 19 2008, 12:16 AM

drunky drunk drunk drunk druuuuuunk

Posted by: Oasis Jun 19 2008, 10:22 AM

I'm drunk!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jim Jun 21 2008, 10:25 PM

Not yet but about to be?

Posted by: chook Jun 22 2008, 11:43 PM

So i got hammered last night and met two girls in the asian sorority at Arizona. I was in a stellar moment.

Posted by: Jim Jun 23 2008, 12:54 AM

QUOTE (chook @ Jun 22 2008, 11:43 PM) *
So i got hammered last night and met two girls in the asian sorority at Arizona. I was in a stellar moment.

It's only stellar if you actually do anything with them

Posted by: Jim Jun 23 2008, 01:18 AM

And I am drunk.

Posted by: Psykopath Jul 22 2008, 10:50 PM

trying to get there...

Posted by: Jim Jul 23 2008, 02:39 AM

Wanna be there! Shit, today's been a hard day at work. Thankfully, I only have 2.5 hours left when I clock back in. And by hard, I mean not at all... I finished with ALL of my tasks by 1am sad.gif

Posted by: Psykopath Jul 23 2008, 02:56 AM

...it's so hard for me to get drunk. Don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing! =P

Guess I should go to bed now. Bleh...

Posted by: Spectatrix Jul 23 2008, 07:40 AM

With the way things have been going lately, probably should get drunk. But eh, not really my thing...

Posted by: Oasis Jul 25 2008, 12:13 PM

I bought this guy a shot last night. He also autographed my arm



Yes, that is his real hair

Posted by: James Jul 27 2008, 11:06 AM

Why'd you let some random dude sign your arm?

Posted by: Psykopath Aug 3 2008, 11:04 PM

Trying, but I'll fail again.


I rarely drink large quantities, but even when I do it takes a bunch to get me drunk. =/

I wish I was a cheap date when it comes to booze. =P

Posted by: chook Aug 3 2008, 11:43 PM

Hey, I'm planning on coming to the event in Phoenix barring being sent on company travel. No drinking and Mr Miyagi deciplin! until then!

Posted by: FORSAKENR320 Aug 3 2008, 11:56 PM

QUOTE (Psykopath @ Aug 4 2008, 12:04 AM) *
Trying, but I'll fail again.
I rarely drink large quantities, but even when I do it takes a bunch to get me drunk. =/

I wish I was a cheap date when it comes to booze. =P


what ya drinking?

and why aren't you on aim. lol

Posted by: Psykopath Aug 4 2008, 12:00 AM

QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Aug 4 2008, 12:56 AM) *
what ya drinking?

and why aren't you on aim. lol

I always forget to log onto AIM. =P


Drinking Bud Select...I.E.- lots for cheap.


And I know, Chuck. I need to be disciplined...this will be my last week of Splurging for a looooooooooooooooong time. innocent.gif

Posted by: FORSAKENR320 Aug 4 2008, 12:07 AM

QUOTE (Psykopath @ Aug 4 2008, 01:00 AM) *
I always forget to log onto AIM. =P
Drinking Bud Select...I.E.- lots for cheap.
And I know, Chuck. I need to be disciplined...this will be my last week of Splurging for a looooooooooooooooong time. innocent.gif


you mean after guns and tits this weekend, right? winky.gif

Posted by: Psykopath Aug 4 2008, 01:02 AM

QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Aug 4 2008, 01:07 AM) *
you mean after guns and tits this weekend, right? winky.gif

exactly! lancifer.gif

Posted by: Dogmeat Sep 24 2008, 07:39 PM

best song ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qplBVqPhbBY

Posted by: FORSAKENR320 Apr 5 2009, 04:41 AM

SO, I AM FINALLY RECOVERED ENOUGH TO DRIVE HOME.

had an interesting night at the bar, met a new friend.



yes. it tastes like sweet tea. no, there is no alcohol taste, but it will fuck you up... is $4 a shot at bash's... but oh so worth it... brandon plans to hug a bottle of this at the strip soon....

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